DallasDHom (@DallasDHom) header
DallasDHom (@DallasDHom) profile picture

Be Kind. Entertaining your life over the long run with things I have learned. Sit Down Comedian.

Read My Highlights!
Joined December 2008
Replying to @KSJ_Kreative
Man sit
1
1
18
Why did my Uncle have so many bowling balls? Maybe he was trying to make up for his small balls syndrome. idk
3
15
309
What would you do with this $1 coin? I’ve had it for over a decade, and now the purchasing power is probably 60% of what it used to be.
4
7
237
As if you’re not gambling enough of your hard earned money:
3
4
118
Yesterday, I ran for two hours. Speed of 4.5 mph. I’m doing it for me; my goal. The goal of being the best I can be; doing something that is difficult and requires discipline. The delusion of running a sub 3 hour marathon at age 55. I don’t know if I’ll get there. I would have to run twice as fast as I do now. In my mind, I would need to run 17 miles per day, while I fight the natural physical burdens of the last 30 years. I think about the improbable accomplishments I have achieved in the past. Getting into all the honor classes even though I was not good enough on the assessment. Acing the US History AP exam a year after my peers. Learning to swim freestyle at age 40. Acquiring and closing 32 escrows in a year. These accomplishments mean nothing to anybody else. And so will the running. Yet, it may inspire anybody who takes a glimpse that anything is possible. See a destination. Create a roadmap. Follow the plan. Build consistency. Fall down and get back up. Make choices and reiterate to being better than before. You got this. Keep moving. See you along the journey, and at the finish line.
2
1
15
321
Are you thinking of moving? This photo represents about 1/6th of a beautiful home for sale. The property tax alone is about $7100 per month. The house insurance is about $1200 per month. 20% downpayment is about $1.4 million. Your monthly mortgage payment might be around $35,000 depending on your program. That’s all I can tell you for now. There’s a lot of paperwork and privacy restrictions involved. Ca DRE License #01346283
5
7
168
Who’s following the dragon fruit seed story? They’re sprouting.
3
14
244
It’s getting chilly
3
1
20
345
Replying to @Cabygsg22
Mine is not accurate. But yours does I think.
1
1
12