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We are pathetically clueless

Dallas, TX
Joined June 2016
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The college ultimate food chart
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Replying to @DallasUltimet
@DallasUltimet vs Brodie Smith
What are the best rivalries in ultimate? Best trolling between rivals? Best rivalry moments? I'll give this to @IWU_Ultimate, if you go to 4:08 you can hear me call for help before I get roofed. The shits postponed starting the next song so you could hear youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZgcvOq…
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Austin is ICONIC Dallas is TRANSCENDENT Denver is BREATHTAKING Tulsa McAllen is DIVERSE Beaumont was UNDERWATER #whyarewehere #sendusANYWHERE – at Oklahoma, USA
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If Chris Paul plays a single game for the Oklahoma City Thunder this coming season I’ll buy NBA 2K20 for everyone who RT this...and yes, I’m serious. @Ronnie2K let’s do it this time! #CP3 #XB1 #PS4 #NBA2K20
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I didn't realize DUCs were playing mixed this year.
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.@DallasUltimet shout-out to this team for allowing me to drink Makers Whiskey at 9:30 in the morning. Best team out there. In Spirit.
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We play in our first tournament this weekend. Pick our colors for the season.
22%Ambiguous Gray
29%Glitter
42%Roughnecks Jerseys
7%Camouflage
69 votes • Final results
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Whoever runs this DU page is pathetically clueless
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Replying to @DallasUltimet
Watching peter melt down at the end of this game was crazy. The heckling really got to him.
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Zookas retweeted
I hope @Brodiesmith21 is having a great Sunday morning 🙏🏻😊
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When you take two L’s for the entire season and there are two L’s in Dallas:
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We lost 11-13. Fun fact: that’s the same score @Nitro_Ultimate lost to Guaco.
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OOS and checking Pbj scores, @DallasUltimate already up 1-0 vs Capt group chat
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Nice.
Replying to @Ultiworldlive
After a couple turns, Matt Chambers catches a 69 yard huck and calls timeout
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What's better? LIKE for Leith's no-look scoober for the goal RETWEET for Riverside's mark throwing his hat out of frustration
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Need a team name for The Office Trivia Night
14%The Gabe Wods
14%The Lizard Kings
8%BOBODDY
64%William M Buttlicker
36 votes • Final results
#FreebieFriday RT + Reply Ultimate or Disc Golf to win a jersey and a disc of your sport. #DiscGolf #ultimatefrisbee
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Help us land the biggest fish since Michael Berman simply by retweeting.
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RETWEET PLEASE. 100% REAL. NO BAMBOOZLE!!!
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