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Joined March 2009
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BREAKING : WHITE HOUSE TO TAKE STRATEGIC 12.7% STAKE IN CHEESECAKE FACTORY $CAKE
The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution. Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶
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Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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Patrick Stewart & Walter Koenig in the space of 3 days is a lot for the Trek world. Let us be thankful they both had the opportunity to live long & prosper.
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muh super intelligence $AMZN
BREAKING: Amazon stock, $AMZN, collapses over -12% after reporting weaker than expected Q3 earnings. The stock has now erased -$315 billion worth of market cap in after hours trading.
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RIP h/t @zerohedge
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Replying to @JBaileyNFL
What they really need are explosive plays.
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look you got a choice, vote republican and get your $5000 voucher to spend on gold trump shoes, cell phones, etc or 1929 crash, that's what you're voting for next week xitter.gq/DeItaone/status/211587…
TRUMP WARNS DEMOCRATIC MIDTERM VICTORY WOULD TRIGGER 1929-STYLE ECONOMIC DEPRESSION
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papa can you get this FUDsters to stop posting this? Just more garbage from these Atlantic pedos amirite? I just bought a Tesla Semi so very excited! Go Tesla! $TSLA $SPCX
Yesterday, Putin revealed that Russian authorities are "in close touch" with Elon Musk about the technology Ukraine needs to defend itself. Our new report @TheAtlantic investigates how @elonmusk went from supporting Ukraine to coordinating with Moscow. theatlantic.com/national-sec…
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Treason secured!
Yesterday, Putin revealed that Russian authorities are "in close touch" with Elon Musk about the technology Ukraine needs to defend itself. Our new report @TheAtlantic investigates how @elonmusk went from supporting Ukraine to coordinating with Moscow. theatlantic.com/national-sec…
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According to X, the US is now both a Russian asset and starting a new Cold War with Russia. Good stuff everyone.
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Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incredible Rae Dawn Chong walked into the restaurant, and naturally, I went up to her table and said, “Hey, you’re a movie star! What are you doing here?” She asked if I could act, and I said, “Fuck yeah, put me in your movie!” She asked for my phone number. The only problem was I didn’t have one. So I gave her my buddy Mike’s number instead. A couple days later, Mike casually mentions, “Oh, by the way, someone called you.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MIKE?! I called her back, and sure enough, she was serious. I drove over to pick up the script, went back to Mike’s house, and read all 120 pages three times in a row. First script I’d ever read. My character's name was Devon, and I remember thinking, “Sweet! I could totally play a Devon!” I showed up to the audition with every line and inflection mapped out in pencil. Rae told me I could act and offered me the part. I asked if we were shooting in Hawaii. Nope. Los Angeles. I had about $60 to my name, a bag of clothes, and some rollerblades. Then Rae told me they'd fly me out. And I remember thinking right then and there, my life just changed forever. I'm going to be an actor. That little movie was Cursed Part 3, a low-budget horror comedy that opened the door to Hollywood for me. I'll forever be grateful to Rae for taking a chance on a kid working at a shrimp restaurant. Everybody starts somewhere, and this is where it all began for me.
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I'm going to need to see a replay of this one. #VidanteVallarte
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Replying to @battleangelviv
Saving money for the distant future is pointless with the advent of super intelligent abundance
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Replying to @MaryPeltola
I need you to join me in fixing this broken system. I won't ask for everything from you, but a little help from everyone who cares about these issues is how we are going to save our state. Please pitch in today: secure.actblue.com/donate/so…
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JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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Democrats propose actual capitalism
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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Why would he say “short lived” assets? 😳
$MSFT MICROSOFT CFO: ABOUT 75% OF CAPEX WENT TO SHORT-LIVED ASSETS, MAINLY CPUS AND GPUS, WITH INCREASED MEMORY AND STORAGE EXPENSES ..
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