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Patrick Stewart & Walter Koenig in the space of 3 days is a lot for the Trek world. Let us be thankful they both had the opportunity to live long & prosper.
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Replying to @JBaileyNFL
What they really need are explosive plays.
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look you got a choice, vote republican and get your $5000 voucher to spend on gold trump shoes, cell phones, etc or 1929 crash, that's what you're voting for next week xitter.gq/DeItaone/status/211587…
TRUMP WARNS DEMOCRATIC MIDTERM VICTORY WOULD TRIGGER 1929-STYLE ECONOMIC DEPRESSION
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Treason secured!
Yesterday, Putin revealed that Russian authorities are "in close touch" with Elon Musk about the technology Ukraine needs to defend itself. Our new report @TheAtlantic investigates how @elonmusk went from supporting Ukraine to coordinating with Moscow. theatlantic.com/national-sec…
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Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incredible Rae Dawn Chong walked into the restaurant, and naturally, I went up to her table and said, “Hey, you’re a movie star! What are you doing here?” She asked if I could act, and I said, “Fuck yeah, put me in your movie!” She asked for my phone number. The only problem was I didn’t have one. So I gave her my buddy Mike’s number instead. A couple days later, Mike casually mentions, “Oh, by the way, someone called you.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MIKE?! I called her back, and sure enough, she was serious. I drove over to pick up the script, went back to Mike’s house, and read all 120 pages three times in a row. First script I’d ever read. My character's name was Devon, and I remember thinking, “Sweet! I could totally play a Devon!” I showed up to the audition with every line and inflection mapped out in pencil. Rae told me I could act and offered me the part. I asked if we were shooting in Hawaii. Nope. Los Angeles. I had about $60 to my name, a bag of clothes, and some rollerblades. Then Rae told me they'd fly me out. And I remember thinking right then and there, my life just changed forever. I'm going to be an actor. That little movie was Cursed Part 3, a low-budget horror comedy that opened the door to Hollywood for me. I'll forever be grateful to Rae for taking a chance on a kid working at a shrimp restaurant. Everybody starts somewhere, and this is where it all began for me.
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Democrats propose actual capitalism
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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Why would he say “short lived” assets? 😳
$MSFT MICROSOFT CFO: ABOUT 75% OF CAPEX WENT TO SHORT-LIVED ASSETS, MAINLY CPUS AND GPUS, WITH INCREASED MEMORY AND STORAGE EXPENSES ..
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Conflict of interest law isn't being applied to the Prime Minister's friends. Carney’s longtime friend Dan Goldberg runs Telesat, which just got a $2.3B federal contract. I asked the Ethics Commissioner why. I didn't get an answer.
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Listen to what Ernie Johnson means to his teammates:
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BREAKING 🚨: After a 6-month investigation, I can confirm @3YearLetterman, self-proclaimed "Die-hard Georgia Fan," was NOT born in Georgia. I have irrefutable proof that Letterman was born in none other than...ALABAMA. Exhibit A is Letterman's real birth certificate from Dothan, Alabama, with personal details redacted. Exhibit B is the forgery that has covered it up for thirty years. Eyewitnesses, confessions, and a lawyer's statement to follow. 🧵
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"Associate Professor at Cambridge" ...cooked institution, honestly, can't imagine sending your kids there with these lunatics
Under “dictator” Mao, life expectancy in China increased by 30 years, literacy rates went from 20% to 70%, steel output grew from 1 million to 23 million tons, 47 million hectares of land was taken from landlords and given to peasants, and China was unified under a strong central state and got nuclear weapons. Despite his failures, it does not take a rocket scientist to understand why Mao is revered in China.
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Mao's Great Leap Forward and related policies caused an estimated 30-45 million famine deaths in 1959-1961 alone, with total excess deaths under his rule often estimated at 40 million or higher. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chi… pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC43… chinafile.com/library/nyrb-c…
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Elbows up! Young people need to simply work harder and stop their complaining! Everything is fine in this country.
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TANNER JEANNOT AND NIC DESLAURIE MEET FOR A HEAVYWEIGHT TILT 🥊💥
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
Austin, TX (OCT.25.2026)- We knew the day would come. Zoox vs Waymo vs Cybercab #SunsetProject
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It’s every bit as bad as we thought Carney would find a lot more support on the immigration file if he had a credible plan to address this fraud and abuse. The optics of ICE north will be brutal for the Liberals, but what is the alternative given the fraud involved?
💥EXPLOSIVE ATIP: Immigration Canada knew Indian agents were running MASSIVE FRAUD in the trucking industry and the student visa program as early as 2017 — and stamped the evidence "DO NOT DISCLOSE." According to records released under the Access to Information Act, Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC) maintained an internal procedures manual for its New Delhi visa office documenting systemic fraud across the student visa and temporary foreign worker streams. The manual instructs officers to treat fraud as anticipated rather than exceptional The most damning thing about this scandal is not the fraud — it's that the government predicted it, kept it running, and then stamped the file "DO NOT DISCLOSE." Canada didn't lose control of its immigration system—they monetized it.
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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL sports bettors are demanding that the FBI investigate the Lions after Jahmyr Gibbs took a knee instead of walking into the end zone for an easy touchdown. The betting spread was -3.5 for the Lions. An extremely suspicious ending 🧐
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No evidence exists of bettors demanding an FBI investigation into this play. Jahmyr Gibbs intentionally slid short of the end zone to run out the clock and set up the Lions' game-winning field goal, the correct strategy per Dan Campbell and reports. freep.com/story/sports/n… bleacherreport.com/articles/25520…
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Anthropic 2025 revenue: $4.6 billion 2025 net loss: -$42 billion IPO valuation: $2 trillion
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Imagine the Supreme Court stopping the count after polls close and ordering polls reopen for two hours ONLY in Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Atlanta, and you sort of get the scope of what's currently happening in Brazil.
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