@DaveyJoneso7

Prominent Tequila Consumer | Risk Management Minor | Secured Fall ‘26 Internship Through “Connections” | Probably Blacked Out

Joined April 2026
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Table was sagging so we threw a stick in to carry the load #Engineeringgenius
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4 day bender starts today #primetime
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Benjamin Netanyahu strike her down #woulddoitagain
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Davey “Squid” Jones retweeted
Spud “The Mud” Hornett@SpudHornett76Oct 26
Some poor freshman is about to experience his first Halloween with his long distance gf he’s had since high school
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How I’m going to be moving November 1st at cvs
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Trying to take a shit at work and this dude is painting circles around me with the mop
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Gaslighting myself into having a good day #yaymonday
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Blowing up foid’s bathroom #nails
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Why did so many hot girls spawn in on campus today
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Oh shit I just remembered I’m awesome
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That body of yours
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Get beer up and moving it’s time #gameday
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Blacked out last night and apparently went gambling after Oktoberfest made 60 bucks tho
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No bag #fuck
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Won 200 from the casino where’s my baby momma
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Can’t wait to find a recently divorced 36 year old German blond #cooned
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Oktoberfest I am inside you
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Just submitted a 40 question quiz in 10 minutes by accident
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My body better quit being gay and get over this sickness there’s beers to drink
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Random $8 charge to start the day #grrrrr
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spooky season #NewProfilePic
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