@DaveyJoneso7

Prominent Tequila Consumer | Risk Management Minor | Secured Fall ‘26 Internship Through “Connections” | Probably Blacked Out

Joined April 2026
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Spud “The Mud” Hornett@SpudHornett76Oct 26
Some poor freshman is about to experience his first Halloween with his long distance gf he’s had since high school
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Michael Scimbobulous, CFA@ScrimboSagginsOct 21
Being a dude rocks bc you never go to the doctor you just walk around sick until it goes away
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Mr. Romo Attorney at Law@TonyRomo69420Oct 9
#Bemeantoallthewomeninyourlifecauseyourfootballteamssuckfriday
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Dale "Beever" Dimmadome 🎃
@daledimmadomeIISep 30
Ouu shii. New BV coin drop Tap-in to $LANK and get some $LANK pump.fun/coin/5cvUXei9SCWo5v…
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Wæs 🎃@watchingspiralsSep 29
women dropping the mother who wittingly strangled her 3 kids for the college girl who consensually fucked a dozen guys
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pete “is easy” franks@elliotrandoffSep 20
My friend is a jackass.
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Barney “Deputy” Fife@DeputyFife69Sep 19
Ain’t shit getting lost round here
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OSU Cowboy Football
@CowboyFBSep 12
🗣️ HOW ‘BOUT THEM COWBOYS
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🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆
@B1GDuckEnergyySep 12
This game is Mestemaking me wanna kill myself
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🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆
@B1GDuckEnergyySep 12
The “greatest team in program history” is losing 17-7 and the Liberty Biberty ad just came on I’m gonna blow my shit clean off dog
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Chipotle napkin holder in the crib #thisplays #expand
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There’s a freshman out there who has been waiting her whole life for you. Go get em tiger
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Bud “Hammered” Weiser@budishammeredJul 28
“GOING GREEK GAVE ME YOU!” How about you SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
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loosa “loo” latavious@loosareturnsJul 20
Replying to @BreakfastBacon1
#Icantbeev
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Tip🪅@TipOnTop_Jul 16
My hoe is going Your hoe is going That hoe is going Fuck it we all going
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Tip🪅@TipOnTop_Jul 8
Whoever has my voodoo doll please rape it and then shoot it
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Matt Sommer@Msommer524Jul 2
My son’s having his first ever sleep over with 3 friends at our house and my wife went out to dinner with some friends, leaving me in charge. She wants an update #RaysUp
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Dave “The Hazard” Pounder@hazardpounderJun 27
Watching love island without a woman and without imminent action is fundamentally and violently gay. Don’t know why this needs to be said
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Tachyon’s Top Guy
@GeorgiaPapistJun 9
Now hang him
AF Post
@AFpostJun 9
Karmelo Anthony has been found guilty of murder for the killing of Austin Metcalf. Follow: @AFpost
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Jeremiah Smith@JJwiththeshiftsJun 2
Happy pride month to burners who take pictures of normal dudes’ outfits and post them on Twitter
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