Reasons NOT to buy the iPhone Duo (according to x) ✍️ ❌ You can’t drop it off a building without it breaking ❌ You can’t pour a handful of corse sand directly into its hinge without it breaking ❌ If you stab the inside screen with a knife more than twice it just breaks ❌ If you bend it backwards with so much force it makes you physically shake, it breaks ❌ Some app developers haven’t redesigned their apps in the last 5 days ❌ If I get one of the tiny fraction which are already broken, it doesn’t matter if Apple replace it immediately, under warranty, you should still absolutely not buy it just in case. What else am I missing?