Dear @BrerOswald and @EpcotEnthusiast, Class is in session! Since the faceless Disney morality police have arrived, allow me to educate you. First, the whole “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!” argument is absolutely ridiculous. Nobody made a sexual joke in front of children. A grown man took a funny photo with a carpet and posted it on Twitter. The horror! Second, where is this same moral outrage over the countless “Anal Kingdom” photos and jokes? Or do those get a pass? Funny how selective this concern for children becomes. 🤔 Third, homophobia doesn’t require someone to explicitly announce they hate gay people. When queer humor gets labeled “degenerate” or treated as a threat to families while comparable heterosexual humor gets a pass, that’s a double standard rooted in homophobia. This really shouldn’t require a college-level lecture. Finally, you’re both voluntarily participating in a conversation about a man licking a carpet while pretending you’re protecting children who weren’t even there. Nobody is forcing you to find it funny. You’re welcome to scroll right past. The children are fine. The carpet is fine. Your critical thinking skills, however, might need some remedial coursework. Class dismissed! 🫡