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9 Nov is called Germany's Schicksalstag, Day of Fate. It's the day of the Kaiser's abdication (1918), Hitler's Munich Putsch (1923), the Nazis' "Kristallnacht" pogrom (1938), the fall of the Berlin Wall (1989). A good day to remember that democracy should'nt be taken for granted.
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The ruminant family, and the one job each of them does that nothing else on earth can.
The cow turns a wet hillside into beef and milk, and leaves the soil better than she found it.
The sheep grows a fireproof, waterproof, compostable coat every year, out of grass and rain, and then gives it away for the price of a haircut.
The goat eats the bramble, the scrub and the invasive weed that strangles everything else, and asks only for a weak point in the fence.
The water buffalo makes the milk that becomes real mozzarella, standing in marsh a cow would sink in.
The yak gives milk at an altitude that would kill a lowland animal in a week, and carries your bags up there as well.
The reindeer feeds and clothes entire peoples above the Arctic Circle, on lichen and moss, in the dark, for months.
The bison built the deepest soil on the planet by walking across it and eating.
Seven animals, one gift each, and not one of them can be replaced by a crop, a machine or a sachet.
Every one of them is classed, this decade, as a liability on a spreadsheet by somebody who has never been cold.
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New Order’s “Blue Monday” reimagined with 1930s instruments by Orkestra Obsolete.
Theremin, musical saw, harmonium ... pure genius. This cover is absolute magic.
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints
Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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Nigel Farage’s wife asks him to empty the dishwasher but he tells her he has sadly been advised by police to stay away from dishwashers
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An American interviewer asked Count Binface where he stands on the British political spectrum. 👇
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The only possibly result of two teams playing on the 0 degree longitude line was 0-0.
England v Ghana is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries' capitals sit right on the Prime Meridian
England has London, where the Prime Meridian was fixed. Ghana has Accra, the only other world capital to sit on the zero degree longitude line.
Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.
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England v Ghana is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries' capitals sit right on the Prime Meridian
England has London, where the Prime Meridian was fixed. Ghana has Accra, the only other world capital to sit on the zero degree longitude line.
Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.
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Thunderstorm finally abated after a good hour of lightning and claps with some very heavy rain and hail at times ⛈️⛈️🏴
Put the power back on and a best ever fry up of local pork reared within a couple of miles from us and processed by Cig Lodor Fach gifted to us this week 😋👍
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It’s been 49 years since Doug Mountjoy played the greatest break-off in snooker history 😂
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Normal service has resumed after a rough ten days of weather. The environmental grazing team are back in action. Bale out with the quad this morning to a new block that needs knocking back for ground nesting birds and waders. Loving the warmer temperatures to melt the snow.
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The best story you’ll read this Christmas bbc.com/news/articles/cdxwll…




































