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"Cope"
"Seethe"
"Deport"
"Israel/Jewish"
"Papist"
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Al Brule - "That's for a Gal, not a Gull" August 1959 Esquire Inc. Calendar Illustration - The American Pin-up Calendar Collection
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Overheard from ~11-12 year old boy at Nintendo NYC:
“I really like looking at the girls in the Zelda game.”
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Underappreciated fact about Harry Potter I'd never thought about: canonically the Arthurian canon (or some subset) is a prequel to it.
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We are going to de-chuddify. I was just at the urinal and the guy peeing next to me at the urinal was screaming loudly into his phone in Chinese while I was trying to pee. Three weeks ago I might have gotten annoyed. But no longer. I’m going to be a fucking statesman now like De Gaulle. No more chudding. I will try model myself on the noble Anglo adventurer who just goes through life being interested in other cultures. If I hear a Chinese guy screaming into his phone in Chinese while peeing next to me at the urinal, I will be like fucking T.E. Lawrence, I will start speaking back to him in pitch perfect Mandarin, the perfect tones and everything, I will surprise him with my cultural knowledge as a white boy.
THIS IS HOW WE FUCKING WIN!!!!
We love Snape BECAUSE he does all that actually.
People who love Snape often forget that he was a grown man bullying literal children.
As Potions Master at Hogwarts, his job wasn't just to teach. He also had pastoral responsibilities, especially at a boarding school where the students had no parents around and their teachers were their guardians. He was responsible for looking after those children, caring about their well-being and ensuring their safety.
Snape couldn't care less about any of that. We see him bullying, ridiculing, humiliating and tormenting the very children he's supposed to be looking after.
He ridicules Neville for being bad at Potions, despite being the only Potions teacher Neville has ever had. Maybe you're just not a good teacher? He even threatens to poison Neville's toad. In fact, Snape bullies Neville so relentlessly that when Neville faces a Boggart, a creature that takes the form of your worst fear, it doesn't turn into Bellatrix Lestrange, the woman who tortured his parents into insanity until they couldn't even recognise their own son. It turns into Snape. His teacher. The man who bullies him.
Then there's Hermione. Snape mocks her teeth in front of the entire class after Malfoy magically enlarges them. He stands there and says he can't see any difference between her enormous teeth and how she normally looks. He humiliates her so badly and so publicly that she bursts into tears. And even after Madam Pomfrey fixes her teeth, Hermione is so self-conscious that she asks her to make them smaller than they were before.
And then there's Harry. Despite Snape being the reason Harry is an orphan, and supposedly feeling guilty about it, he doesn't even give the boy a chance. He doesn't wait to see whether Harry is anything like Lily. He immediately jumps down his throat in their very first Potions lesson, trying to make him look stupid in front of everyone.
And that's the pattern. It's not just a grown man bullying eleven-year-olds. He makes a performance out of it. He's snide, sarcastic and clearly playing to Malfoy and the Slytherins for cheap laughs. It reeks of a man compensating for his own insecurities.
Look, I know plenty of people believe Snape redeemed himself or that his behaviour is justified by everything he's been through. But think back to when you were eleven. Or picture your own eleven-year-old child coming home from school in tears because their teacher made fun of how they looked or how stupid they were, in front of the entire class. And imagine that same teacher doing it repeatedly for years.
You go to the school to ask why, only to discover that the teacher behaves this way because he was bullied when he was a child. Because your kid reminds him of the people who bullied him decades ago. Or because a girl he loved died over ten years ago and he still hasn't moved on.
Are you seriously going to shrug and say, "Yeah, that's fine. Carry on bullying my child"?
I don't think so. It's ridiculous behaviour, and no amount of sympathy for Snape's past makes it acceptable.
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A petition calls for training for life eternal to become an Olympic sport, proposing an unusual new event for the Games.
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Hillary Clinton supporters begin to cry as it becomes clear a Trump victory is now very likely.
You niββas is straight off the cob I stg
Americans, the young especially, should make plans to leave country. There is no real future to work towards. It’s a sick country. And as bad as it is all over, in America there is really a poor level of culture, and just hatred for the young. Just go where it suits your purpose.
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Feminists...are truly disgusting creatures.
Update: he decided to just keep being retarded online.
Replying to @Tridentdick1 @IAmVerySilky
Do it then. Or are you just going to stick to being retarded online?
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SEALS are still, fundamentally, sailors.
First openly gay sheriff in Alabama is Navy SEAL who vows to cut ties with Flock
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