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Overheard from ~11-12 year old boy at Nintendo NYC:
“I really like looking at the girls in the Zelda game.”
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Underappreciated fact about Harry Potter I'd never thought about: canonically the Arthurian canon (or some subset) is a prequel to it.
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We are going to de-chuddify. I was just at the urinal and the guy peeing next to me at the urinal was screaming loudly into his phone in Chinese while I was trying to pee. Three weeks ago I might have gotten annoyed. But no longer. I’m going to be a fucking statesman now like De Gaulle. No more chudding. I will try model myself on the noble Anglo adventurer who just goes through life being interested in other cultures. If I hear a Chinese guy screaming into his phone in Chinese while peeing next to me at the urinal, I will be like fucking T.E. Lawrence, I will start speaking back to him in pitch perfect Mandarin, the perfect tones and everything, I will surprise him with my cultural knowledge as a white boy.
THIS IS HOW WE FUCKING WIN!!!!
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A petition calls for training for life eternal to become an Olympic sport, proposing an unusual new event for the Games.
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Hillary Clinton supporters begin to cry as it becomes clear a Trump victory is now very likely.
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Replying to @officialwheyfu
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Replying to @DelicateSwarm
They had to take this picture 4 times because in the other 3 he's smiling and pointing to it and giving a thumbs up
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Jeremy: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, a million times no. No, she's a friend. And she was desperate, and so I was all like, yeah, I'm a very strong feminist, so I believe women should have whatever mad thing they want.
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Replying to @JayFivekiller
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The Warriors had a gay National Anthem singer and the players couldn't stop laughing 💀
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“How dare a President do foreign policy!”More nigg3r logic from the Sperg right lmao








































