Ex-Dad. Proud Community Servant of the Church of the Story. One Story one Truth. I've lived many lives and they've all been pretty bad.
The Story
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Devon Harris retweeted
When I lived in Sacramento I watched Santa Claus pull a bank teller into the street by his hair and shoot him in the head.
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New @TSMBTpod episode featuring GUEST PREACHER @marcusparks awaits thee in thine preferred method of listening. Listen and learn about a wonderful tale of brain death! Hear Marcus do a questionable british accent!
listen.stitcher.com/yvap/?af…
Devon Harris retweeted
I went to grade school with a kid who fell into the wrong crowd and out-pizza'd the Hut and his funeral was the saddest experience of my life.
Devon Harris retweeted
Sunday network football has been packed with commercial breaks for shows about cops, the SEALS, paramedics and firefighters. We live in the dumbest fucking country on planet Earth. I can't wait for global warming to end it.
THAT SAID--check out our podcast before we all perish.
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New @TSMBTpod episode! Pay attention to this one! Lest you forget the reason you began to begin with, from the beginning, until the end of where the beginning began.
listen.stitcher.com/yvap/?af…
Devon Harris retweeted
ALL NEW 522 CLUB WITH @PstrAndrew and @DevonTSMBT will drop tonight!!!
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I think astrology is for suggestible people looking for answers. Anyway if you ever wonder why you're here I suggest you join my cult and start listening to @TSMBTpod.
Devon Harris retweeted
There's an all new episode out lol 😂😂😂 flexing against haters 🤣🤣🤣 goes out to all the clowns who didn't believe in us 🤡🤡🤡 lol if you're gonna hate stay out of our comments and DMs 😤🤣 foh here 🙏
Devon Harris retweeted
ALL NEW STORY OUT NOW! TUNE IN THEN TUNE OUT THEN THROW YOUR PHONE AGAINST THE WALL AS HARD AS YOU CAN I DARE YOU!
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New @TSMBTpod ! Lotions, candles, and hand sanitizers: turn me into these when I die. I gotta BASK in seasonal scents, and if you give me a sales event? Ohhh you can digest me in your mechanical colon for a WEEK, dear overlord. listen.stitcher.com/yvap/?af…
Devon Harris retweeted
Thank you to everyone who tuned into our Faith Healing Extravaganza last night on Twitch with @PstrAndrew and @OurBrotherReid! We'll be doing another soon!!
Devon Harris retweeted
Tonight at 8 my band Leon Sinks is playing at Jones Bar off the M stop in Fresh Pond.
You should come because it'll be fun.
If you don't come I'm going to lose my mind.
Devon Harris retweeted
I'm in Ireland and not only do I never want to go back to America but holy shit am I embarrassed to have this accent. An accent of a loser country that has accomplished absolutely nothing with absolutely everything at its fingertips. What a fucking embarrassment.
Devon Harris retweeted
Last night at the Ryman with all our friends at the @LastPodNetwork was an absolute dream come true. Thank you to everyone who came out. You're all beautiful people and your Story will be told!
Xo,
PA
Devon Harris retweeted
Which Marvel movie is the one with Christian and nationalist undertones where a crew has to learn to control their powers then they fight a bad guy then they lose against the bad guy then they face a setback then they come together as a team then they defeat the bad guy?
Devon Harris retweeted
We're about a week away from performing in Nashville! Can't make it? No problem! It'll be streamed, ya turkeys!!!
Devon Harris retweeted
Iiiiiiiit's PLUMP TIME! All new Story out now with a wonderful guest peacher ... Jackie Zebrowski!!! Plump it up with @jacktheworm!!!