I chat a lot of gobshite but I cannae be arsed bout it | Just a wee lad designing solutions | Man utd
Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined December 2018
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"When the story is told, I will be the villain in it, and it won't be wrong, it was of my own design, it's easier being the villain - so they said" – at Groby, England
Just go and buy diapers and baby feeder.
“My house cannot function if my wife is sick”
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“My house cannot function if my wife goes on holiday”
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“My house cannot function if my wife has to go for a work trip”
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You’re just another child that needs care. A completely useless adult claiming head of the family.
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Uncle McDare 🏴 retweeted
“My house cannot function if my wife is sick”
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“My house cannot function if my wife goes on holiday”
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“My house cannot function if my wife has to go for a work trip”
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You’re just another child that needs care. A completely useless adult claiming head of the family.
Uncle McDare 🏴 retweeted
One of my colleagues arrived late to a meeting today, and the manager said, “Nice of you to join us.” I couldn’t help bursting into laughter.
The crazy part was how calmly he delivered it, as though he hadn’t just thrown shade.
It's still shit.
I remember when iPhone 14 Pro was released with wallpaper AOD, every Android fan roasted it saying it's not even a real AOD.
And then, Samsung copied it.
Then, Oppo/OnePlus did too. And I'm sure there are others that I'm not aware of. Maybe Xiaomi, Vivo?
And the funny part is, OnePlus's implementation is SO terrible. Like it just turns off after a few seconds to "save battery".
Which means it's not even an AOD. They just dim the wallpaper for a few seconds and call it a day because it looks like the iPhone's version.
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My parents are super heroes mehn, the amount of money they've spent on us, I can't imagine spending it on another human not to talk of 4!!! 😭😭
Not shame per say but that man has done so much for me, asking him for money just feels like being another burden on him. 😭😭
Worse, when I ask him for money, he doesn't even reply me, or ask what I want it for,he credits me straight.
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The introduction of AI in customer support is the worst thing to happen this decade.
You can't get help with shit.
I don't disagree with any of them
How many Aston Villa players would get into Man United’s XI? 🤔
(w/ @LyesBouzidi10, @Culturecams)
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Mind you, growing up, I genuinely thought words like “gallivanting” “vex” “perambulate” “rigmarole” etc. were all Pidgin English because they were such regular features of everyday Pidgin conversations. 😭
