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With a laundry list of positions to fill this offseason, the Eagles instead prioritized acquiring three WR’s (Wicks, Brown, Lemon) to replace AJ Brown. This will either be a career season for Jalen Hurts or his last as an Eagle.

Backwards. We will look back at the atrocity that are Jalen’s statistics and be amazed Sirianni stomped the league as long and consistently as he did.

WIP is KILLING ME this morning having Merrill on. Merrill has been a voice I’ve been listening to for nearly 40 years, hearing all these calls stacked up is SO EMOTIONAL. GO BIRDS. LONG LIVE MERRILL.

We need more personalities in professional sports in general. We’re all sick of professional golfers making science out of the game and disliking patrons. We need a resurgence of players like Seve Ballesteros, and it shouldn’t be coming to us in the form of Michael Block 🙄

Howie Roseman did absolutely nothing to help the offensive line situation, failed to properly assess the linebackers & edge rushers, has totally missed on the defensive secondary positions, and put zero thought into the future of the offensive backfield (would’ve been thrilled with a Kenny G keep or more young blood/FB for blocking). He has unequivocally failed to supply this coaching staff with a talented enough roster to win.

Tanner McKee is actually moving the ball better than Hurts has the last season and this offense is in the worst state it’s been since 2019. It says a lot, really.

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Iconic golf shot.

Started my morning watching the episode two playoff. @RogerSteeleJr is a SICK FUCK. Unreal drive. Legend.

The Han is so fucking pathetic. The moment I saw it in beta I knew they were going to GA everything and make that piece of shit the league rifle. It’s M4 or bust. SMG players are going to STEAMROLL if they stick with this. @Cellium was MAPPING in BO7 with SMG’s because dev’s refused to buff the M15.

BRO

ARE WE BACK?

Holy shit dude #internetinvitational

BO7 was free to Game Pass subs and they absolutely fried that game -- they quit playing after a month and it was FREE LMFAO

Dude every Monday Seth comes on laid back, arm up, with the most armchair expert takes that just make losses that much more infuriating. For a guy who is supposed to have as much game knowledge as he does he just throws 100 hot takes into the wind with zero insight. Like clockwork I get through a break and shut off WIP until Joe and Hugh come on.

Nice, hope you still have some money leftover from the Hanna putter to buy this poor kid a double cheeseburger.

This is the first time in YEARS I feel like the Philadelphia Eagles offense did their job but the defense failed to keep up. Extremely rare game.

But imagine being this bad

Howie Roseman should demand a refund in FULL for this absolute BUM that is Riq Woolen. Dude is PATHETIC.

Seeing the first @stoolpresidente interaction with @MTogisala was actually laugh out loud funny. Dude brought SO MUCH drama last season and you can tell Portnoy loved every second of it. #internetinvitational