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What an absolute, unmitigated, motherfucking disaster. We got our asses kicked. We got politically disemboweled. We got dragged through the electoral wood chipper, and the Republican establishment stood there with its collective thumb up its ass wondering why the fucking machine was running. And now, right on schedule, the excuses are pouring in. The war. Gas prices. Bad candidates. Historical trends. Voter frustration. Bad messaging. Jesus fucking Christ, SHUT UP. We had the majority. We had the presidency. We had the opportunity to deliver. And these incompetent, spineless, self-serving Republican bastards managed to turn political power into a fucking participation trophy. Let's start with John Thune. You spectacularly useless son of a bitch. You had the Senate majority. You had an election integrity bill conservatives desperately wanted passed. You had millions of voters begging Republicans to demonstrate that winning elections actually meant something. And what did you deliver? A fucking master class in legislative impotence. The SAVE Act became another monument to Republican paralysis while the people who elected you watched Washington's favorite collection of overpaid assholes explain why accomplishing anything was just too goddamn complicated. You had power, John. HAD. And now Democrats get to enjoy the congressional authority your leadership helped squander. What a magnificent fucking achievement. You couldn't have served Democratic interests more effectively if you'd shown up to work wearing a DNC name tag. And don't think the rest of the Republican establishment gets a free pass. Every useless bastard who spent these last two years hiding behind parliamentary excuses, protecting his precious committee assignments, and treating the Senate like a retirement community deserves the same political eviction notice. Get the fuck out. Then there's Iran. And this is where I have absolutely zero patience for the Monday-morning military strategists pretending the nuclear threat was some imaginary problem. IRAN MUST NEVER, EVER GET A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB. Not tomorrow. Not ten years from now. Not under some worthless diplomatic agreement held together with wishful thinking and another round of international bullshit. Never. We're talking about a regime with a long history of sponsoring terrorism, threatening Israel, brutalizing its own population, and pursuing nuclear capabilities that could fundamentally alter the security of the Middle East. A nuclear-armed Iranian regime is a nightmare America has every reason to prevent. And if military action was necessary to eliminate that threat, then the mission needed a clear objective and the determination to achieve it. Destroy the nuclear weapons capability. Prevent its reconstruction. Make damn sure the regime cannot simply wait out another American administration and resume the same dangerous ambitions. Finish the fucking job. Because if Americans endured war, economic disruption, and soaring gasoline prices only to discover Iran could eventually rebuild its nuclear weapons program, then what the everlasting fuck was the point? I can accept political costs for a mission that makes America and its allies safer. I cannot accept strategic confusion, endless uncertainty, and politicians who seem incapable of explaining what victory actually means. And here's the part Republican leadership should have understood before this election became a political slaughterhouse. Americans were paying the price at the pump while Democrats were pounding them over affordability. Groceries. Gas. Housing. Insurance. The cost of keeping a fucking roof over your family's head. Democrats hammered those issues relentlessly. And Republicans? Apparently they were too busy measuring the drapes in their offices and scheduling another goddamn television appearance. How fucking stupid do you have to be to watch voters struggle with household expenses and fail to understand what they're telling you? Then came the candidates. James Talarico winning Texas. Abdul El-Sayed winning Michigan. Susan Collins losing Maine. An electoral fucking earthquake. And the Republican establishment somehow managed to look surprised. Surprised? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You could practically hear the political foundation cracking for months. Warning signs were flashing everywhere, and these arrogant, complacent jackasses behaved like victory was something they were entitled to receive in the mail. At some point, incompetence becomes so breathtaking that you begin wondering whether anybody in Republican leadership has ever successfully managed anything more complicated than ordering lunch. And now comes the part that really makes my fucking blood boil. The conservative influencer circus. Bannon. Tucker. Candace. Megyn. Flynn. Alex Jones. Jack Posobiec. And every other self-appointed political messiah whose microphone somehow became more important than winning elections. Here come the emergency broadcasts. The finger-pointing. The infighting. The hysterical accusations. The endless fucking circular firing squads. Another catastrophe, another opportunity to turn conservative frustration into a revenue stream. How many fucking subscriptions does it take to rebuild a political movement? How many podcasts does it take to pass a bill? How many goddamn livestreams does it take to win a Senate race? Apparently nobody knows, because we've spent years watching people get rich explaining why conservatives should be furious while the actual machinery of Republican politics keeps breaking down. Enough of this shit. And spare me the conservative celebrities who spend more time attacking other conservatives than figuring out how to defeat Democrats. Your personal feuds are not a political strategy. Your fucking podcast ratings are not election results. And your ability to scream into a microphone for three hours doesn't qualify you to lead anything. Meanwhile, Democrats just demonstrated that winning elections is still considerably more useful than winning internet arguments. Imagine that fucking revelation. And speaking of Democrats, can we appreciate the sheer comedic absurdity of what just happened? Donald Trump, the man they've spent years calling a dictator, fascist, authoritarian, monarch, and existential threat to democracy, just watched his party lose control of Congress through an election. A fucking election. The most terrifying dictator in American history apparently forgot the most important chapter in the dictator's handbook. CANCEL THE GODDAMN VOTING. What a fucking embarrassment for the professional hysteria merchants. Apparently American democracy was healthy enough to deliver Democrats a massive victory after all. Somebody call the Nobel Committee. Democracy has miraculously survived another Tuesday. But here's where the laughter stops. Because this defeat is serious as hell. Republicans lost power. Democrats gained it. And the people who spent years warning us about the consequences of losing these midterms now have to explain why they were so spectacularly unprepared to prevent it. And I don't want to hear another fucking word about how everyone needs to unite behind the same failed leadership. Unite behind WHAT? More excuses? More broken promises? More leadership elections where the same collection of useless bastards rearranges the nameplates and congratulates itself on a fresh start? Fuck that. I want a political reckoning so thorough that every complacent Republican incumbent starts checking whether his local voters are recruiting a primary challenger. Every single one. I want records examined. Promises compared with results. Leadership positions challenged. Failed candidates replaced. Party organizations rebuilt from the ground up. And I want Republican voters to stop treating incumbency like some sacred fucking birthright. You want loyalty? EARN IT. You want donations? SHOW RESULTS. You want another term? EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK YOU ACCOMPLISHED WITH THE LAST ONE. Because the era of handing out political participation trophies to career Republicans needs to end. And don't give me that tired bullshit about how difficult Washington is. We know Washington is difficult. That's why we elect people who promise to fucking fight. If you wanted a comfortable career collecting a government paycheck while accomplishing absolutely nothing, you should have applied for a job as a congressional office fern. At least the fern produces oxygen. Now, I know what some people are thinking. It's over. MAGA is finished. Trump is politically crippled. The country is lost. BULLSHIT. Absolute, defeatist, self-pitying BULLSHIT. Yes, we got our asses kicked. Yes, Democrats are celebrating. Yes, the next two years are going to be harder than they needed to be because Republican leadership apparently couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel. But since when did one election determine the permanent fate of the United States of America? Obama's Democrats lost 63 House seats and six Senate seats in 2010. Did the Democratic Party disappear? Did progressives pack their bags and surrender? Of course fucking not. Political movements survive defeats when they have the courage to confront their failures and the discipline to rebuild. And that's exactly what conservatives need to do. Because here's what I refuse to believe. I refuse to believe that millions of Americans who love this country, believe in secure borders, want safe communities, demand responsible government, and expect their elected officials to put American interests first suddenly ceased to exist because a bunch of Republican politicians fucked up an election. I refuse to believe that the people who stood by Trump through investigations, indictments, impeachment battles, media hysteria, and years of political warfare are suddenly going to surrender because Democrats won Congress. And I sure as fuck refuse to believe that the future of American conservatism belongs to the same failed political establishment that helped create this mess. Maybe this election was the wake-up call. Maybe God looked down at the Republican Party, watched the arrogance, complacency, backstabbing, cowardice, and endless fucking excuses, and decided these people needed a lesson in humility delivered with a goddamn sledgehammer. Maybe the message was simple. YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. Your leadership isn't good enough. Your candidates aren't good enough. Your organization isn't good enough. Your results sure as hell aren't good enough. FIX IT. And maybe that's precisely what needs to happen. Tear down the complacency. Destroy the culture of excuses. Replace failed leadership. Recruit candidates who actually know how to win. Build organizations capable of turning conservative principles into electoral victories. Stop expecting Trump to carry every worthless Republican politician across the finish line like some exhausted political pack mule. Trump has already done more than enough heavy lifting for people who seem incapable of carrying their own fucking briefcases. And guess what? TRUMP IS STILL PRESIDENT. That little detail seems to have escaped the champagne-soaked Democrats dancing on MAGA's supposed grave. He still occupies the White House. He still has constitutional authority. He still has the ability to shape foreign policy, defend American interests, and pursue the priorities that brought him back to office. And if Iran's nuclear weapons ambitions can be permanently eliminated, that achievement will matter long after every smug political analyst has forgotten the election-night graphics. But Trump also needs a Republican Party capable of surviving politically without him. Because 2028 is coming. And when it arrives, the movement needs more than nostalgia, slogans, celebrity endorsements, and another fucking collection of candidates who think putting MAGA in their social media biography qualifies them for public office. We need competence. We need discipline. We need courage. We need people who understand that winning an election is a responsibility, not a fucking lifetime achievement award. And we need Republican voters willing to hold their own side accountable with the same ferocity they direct toward Democrats. That means primaries. That means challenging incumbents. That means getting involved locally. That means demanding actual accomplishments instead of accepting another round of bullshit fundraising emails promising that victory is just one more donation away. I'm sick of the excuses. I'm sick of the cowardice. I'm sick of watching Republican politicians campaign like warriors and govern like frightened little bureaucrats terrified of upsetting the Washington cocktail circuit. And I'm especially fucking sick of being told that criticizing Republican leadership somehow makes you disloyal to the conservative movement. No. The people who squandered their opportunities owe voters an explanation. The people who made promises and failed to deliver owe voters accountability. And the people who believe Republican voters should simply shut up, open their wallets, and keep electing the same failed leadership can go fuck themselves. We've got two years. Two years to clean house. Two years to rebuild. Two years to recruit candidates who can actually win. Two years to prove that conservatism is bigger than any one politician, any one election, or any collection of self-important assholes occupying leadership offices in Washington. And yes, I'm furious. I'm absolutely fucking livid. I'm disgusted by the incompetence. I'm embarrassed by the squandered opportunities. I'm enraged that so many people who demanded our trust treated that responsibility like a goddamn inconvenience. But I'm still here. And so are millions of Americans who believe this country is worth fighting for. We're still breathing. We're still voting. We're still organizing. And we're still perfectly capable of telling every useless politician in Washington exactly where to shove his excuses. America has survived wars, depressions, assassinations, national catastrophes, and political upheavals far worse than one disastrous election. We'll survive this. But surviving isn't enough. We need to learn from it. We need to rebuild. And we need to make damn sure that the next time Republicans are entrusted with power, the people holding it actually know what the fuck they're doing. So congratulations, Democrats. Enjoy your victory. Pop the champagne. Dance on the political graves. Write your obituaries for Trump and MAGA. You've earned your celebration. But don't confuse a devastating electoral defeat with the permanent death of a political movement. And to the Republican establishment, here's your message. The fucking gravy train needs to stop. No more automatic loyalty. No more free passes. No more protecting failed leadership because somebody has been warming a Senate chair since the invention of electricity. No more treating voters like gullible idiots who can be placated with a flag pin, a campaign slogan, and another goddamn promise. You wanted power. You got it. You squandered it. Now answer for it. And to every conservative wondering whether to give up, I have one final thought. FUCK GIVING UP. Fuck surrender. Fuck political despair. Fuck the idea that one election gets to decide whether we still believe in our country. The fight for America's future didn't begin with Donald Trump, and it sure as hell doesn't end with a Republican defeat in 2026. We lost a major battle. We haven't lost the country. And we haven't lost the right to fight like hell for its future. So bury the excuses. Fire the failures. Challenge the incumbents. Build something stronger. And when 2028 comes around, make sure the Republican Party has learned the one lesson its leadership apparently needed an electoral ass-kicking to understand: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T OWE YOU A GODDAMN THING. Earn their trust. Earn their votes. Earn the right to govern. Or get the fuck out of the way.

These comments deserve far more attention. The 18 year old conservatorship of $FNMA and $FMCC poses a long term risk to the housing market. @BillAckman highlighted these issues recently. He warned that leaving the GSEs in limbo leaves them vulnerable to inefficiency and political weaponization. At the risk of going into too much detail here is a synopsis or his talking points and perhaps a few of my own: Political Weaponization: F2 have a very large war chest and an indefinite conservatorship leaves trillions of dollars in cash generating mortgage capacity under absolute bureaucratic control. A change in administration can instantly weaponize this control to push social and political agendas, shifting the GSEs from neutral market utilities to partisan tools. Distorting credit allocations: When the federal government controls the flow of capital, mortgage access can be manipulated based on political favoritism rather than merit. It has been pointed out that using Fannie and Freddie to grant mortgages on highly favorable, non-economic terms creates massive structural instability. The spectre of the GFC: This exact dynamic precipitated the original 2007–2008 financial crisis. Prior to the crash, HUD progressively raised affordable housing quotas for the GSEs, forcing them to absorb toxic, unqualified loans to satisfy political homeownership agendas. Keeping them in conservatorship preserves the exact mechanism that allowed that crisis to happen. Spreads are historically wide: Currently, the spread between the 30 year mortgage rate and the 10-year U.S. Treasury yield is highly elevated; sitting near 215 to 217 basis points, well above the historical average of ~150 basis points. This massive gap heavily penalizes everyday homebuyers with higher borrowing costs. The fact that spreads are wider than before the GFC dispels the notion that conservatorship suppresses the spreads. An explicit line of credit backstop may be more effective. Government overreach widens the gap: Policy interventions such as mandates that alter mortgage callability or complicate refinancing rules increase risk premiums for MBS investors. This added policy uncertainty drives up the yields investors demand, directly widening mortgage spreads. Separately, nonpecuniary aspects like eleveated rates/duration risk up this demand and have nothing to do with F2. Privatization can actually remove uncertainty: Formalizing privatization, acknowledging the GSEs' massive capital buffers, and executing a structured exit would eliminate the "political risk premium" hanging over the MBS market. Restoring the GSEs to the private market under fixed capital guidelines is the most direct path to compressing today’s bloated spreads. The bailout is repaid: The narrative that Fannie and Freddie are a liability to the taxpayer is completely false. While the government injected $191 billion during the crisis, the GSEs have paid back over $301 billion to the Treasury. Unlocking 100s of billions in value: Rather than a rushed IPO that risks destabilizing the market, the administration can immediately exercise its warrants for a 79.9% common stock stake (Subject to the SPS/LP repayment stated above) and relist the companies on the New York Stock Exchange. This "walk before you run" strategy would safely remove roughly $8 trillion in liabilities from the federal balance sheet while netting taxpayers a massive "mark-to-market" windfall.