@DocCosmic98

Militech memetic warfare division employee. Posts do not reflect the opinions of my employer. Arasaka goons DNI. Simulator Ally.

 Night City
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Joined September 2018
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Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying
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How it feels to gauge the mouthfeel of texture and taste of a browning while listening to Warm Safe Place by Staind
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If you're 20+ years old and not regularly talking about investing with your circle, you need a new circle. Your NetWORK is your netWORTH. Also you need to be watching out for penis gnomes. Seriously. They will rip your cock clean off your fucking body.
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Can't wait for the booze cruising and spousal abuse minigames
HazzadorGamin, Dragon of Dojima@HazzadorGaminOct 21
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/275…
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Ilya Abyzov
@IlyaAbyzovOct 22
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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RossRadio@cqcqcqdxOct 23
Surprise when replacing the wall plate cover!!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This picture was originally posted to Imgur in 2016. imgur.com/a/eCbbw
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I love scrolling twitter until my eyeballs fall out of my fucking head.
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Why is he sometimes friends with the chuddy and sahur and sometimes torturing and killing them
NEET CHUD
@NeetChud888Oct 22
gigaphp
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Firebrand the Omnipresent@DarkFirebrandOct 21
Replying to @fleshsimulator
just cyberpunk's second internet but the old net is endless indians trying to scam anyone they can
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Entire country has lost its fucking mind
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 20
🚨 #BREAKING: UK contemplates mandatory "license" before allowing citizens to watch YouTube, Netflix, & more.
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Haunted gun that whispers to you to kill its former owner? How is that any different from a regular gun?
Spike
@spikesguidesOct 20
Police trade-in Llama Maxi 45 that came from an evidence locker and ended up at a gun show. It's got at least one body on it (found at the scene of a shooting) Would you buy a gun that was haunted by the opps?
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𝔽 - 𝟛𝟚@I_F32_IOct 20
Closest that a B-52 pilot has ever gotten to having the trunk monkey button
DEFENSE_MATRIX
@PASU_MATRIXOct 19
Rockwell HiMAT The 1970s remotely piloted aircraft that pushed fighter maneuverability to the limit.
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A watah balloon? Yeeeeeees!!!
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Does anyone know what the song is in this clip it's driving me nuts
Chuddy
@chuddycoinOct 15
chudhood
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NEET CHUD
@NeetChud888Oct 19
average giga monday
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TRANSFORMERS M&Ms!!!!!! EAT IT!!!!
Joel 83@MrPokemon2005Oct 19
M&M commercial vizzlepop edition 😆
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Enma Daiō
@JudgementofEnmaOct 20
Replying to @fleshsimulator
Bro's really trying to talk big when he's measurably the least impactful of all of them by a LOT. He's the proverbial broke nigga telling you to order wings.
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Chuy🐴✭
@YoungChuy23Oct 20
The entire NFC east went winless for the second straight week
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Naming my second child fartholomew or "fart" for short
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Ruining the pumpkin patch for my wife by showing up high on oxy and fucking the pumpkins
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Turning the OPPs into Soylent Green Simulator
Flesh Simulator
@fleshsimulatorOct 20
Getting The Opps Sent To Death Row Simulator
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