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The swell legend himself. My tweets may or may not be 100% endorsed by Nickelodeon. Officially too offensive for Doug Stanhope.

Drewland
Joined March 2009
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Just discovered the problem with hoodies. Big pockets. Phone, flew out. Face down in a urinal. That was really super swell.
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Housefire casualty muppet toy, 'Put-Me-Out Elmo'
This is the hat we should be wearing this election. #NeverTrump #gopconvention #RNCinCLE #AbFabMovie #ImWithHer
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Trump, Hillary or move to Drewland? Seems like an easy choice. As long as you're really, really gay.
We told our children it would all be fine. One fart could never destroy the course if our destiny. We LIED. Barney: The Motion Picture
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.@EricRPG Bustin' makes me feel good. And a theatre swimming in 'ectoplasm' is a pretty immersive experience!
Just got suspended from my local movie theater for not liking Ghostbusters. #FreeDrew
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Newsfeed on Facebook be like
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Making Part Two of my Secret Missing video. This guy's part of the Barney Bunch now. @hi_itstomservo3 @DrewPickles
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If you get an email with the attachment "Zayn Malik XXX.mp4" DO NOT OPEN. It's actually "Rosie O'Donnell Sweaty Tit-Jiggling Session.avi"
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If SJWs will work as unpaid viral marketers for something as mediocre/boring as Ghostbusters, I wonder what they'll do for my gay pornos?
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Superman is angry that the other Superman fell over, so he repeatedly kicks him in the groin.
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Unexpected Bagging In The Swell Area
Unexpected dildo in the bagging area
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