This is 100% midwestern country boy behavior. Sidewalks, fences, mulch, low shrubs...we give those no respect at all. We get downright hostile toward those stanchion things
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After decades of trying, I'm officially 100% out on hummus. I'm in my 40s, it's time to move on.
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Bryan Duzand retweeted
βJar-Jar Binks is just as intelligent as you Anakin, he just needs proper educationβ
Dear gen z, I am a millenial timetraveler from your future (40s) and I am here to say, candy pumpkins DO taste different than candy corn!
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damn there must be alotta Allegiant enjoyers at this World Series game, sounds like a home game
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There were kids there. Fuck this loser.
Man who jumped into tiger enclosure in South Yorkshire, England has died, police tell LBC. xitter.gq/Mason__drfc/status/210β¦
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I'm ready for some holographic strike zone above the plate and the ball passing thru automatically triggers a strike.
So umpires are getting scrutinized and lambasted for missing pitches an 1/8β of an inch to an inch off the plate that really isnβt the plate as MLB only counts the back half of home plate. Imagine being told you are wrong by a computer that the pitch you called a strike because it caught the front half of the plate is actually a ball. Then getting crap from all the younger, nerdy generation because itβs so EZ to tell if a pitch is a strike at 100 mph or a ball from your fucking couch. Get a grip people. They wonβt call the real zone because hitters would struggle more than they do now. Imagine that.
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I'm ready for some holographic strike zone above the plate and the ball passing thru automatically triggers a strike.
So umpires are getting scrutinized and lambasted for missing pitches an 1/8β of an inch to an inch off the plate that really isnβt the plate as MLB only counts the back half of home plate. Imagine being told you are wrong by a computer that the pitch you called a strike because it caught the front half of the plate is actually a ball. Then getting crap from all the younger, nerdy generation because itβs so EZ to tell if a pitch is a strike at 100 mph or a ball from your fucking couch. Get a grip people. They wonβt call the real zone because hitters would struggle more than they do now. Imagine that.
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This is some top-shelf dad knowledge right here, can't wait to drop this nuke during the next dad hang.
Before motors, barges would go down the Mississippi to the Port of New Orleans. Goods offloaded onto ocean going vessels.
The barges couldnβt go upstream, so they were dismantled. Many houses here are built using βbarge boardβ from these pre-industrial revolution barges.
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The whole game is to fix andy dalton's fuckup and the nfl is gonna have to put in any dalton rules just to prevent med tent delays. hahahahaha
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today's plays in the @alphaarcade
combos are bears and ravens win, as well as both caleb and wentz throwing +1.5 TDs
















