@Dy5function

Creator. Shitposter. Gatekeeper. Expert-level opinion haver | @misspennygadget 💍 ❤️ | Contact 📧: [email protected]

 New York
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Joined March 2009
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Life has been pretty crazy lately and I'm finding it increasingly difficult to maintain the streaming schedule I've had for over 5 years -- so today I'm making a change that will give me more time with family & maximize fun with you guys Here's what you can expect moving forward
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me at the movies if u even care
raccoon with confusing auras
@raccoonAuras11h
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All I can think about is DMZ 😭
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TDAWG
@tdawgsmittyOct 26
How I picture people who enjoy shipment in call of duty Respectfully of course
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Dickbuttifier
@dickbuttifierOct 26
Replying to @Dy5function
@Dy5function
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Dean Takahashi
@deantakOct 25
Vince Zampella was a rival, working on Battlefield at the close of his career before he passed away in a car crash last year. Yet it is good to see him honored in memoriam at the start of the credits in this year's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4. His Activision rivals recognized his contributions as the co-creator of Call of Duty and the originator of the Modern Warfare series.
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Listen buddy, I didn’t piss my pants…I spilled the cup of piss I was carrying, ON my pants. Big difference pal!
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mw4 shadowban speedrun any%
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whoever at @InfinityWard animated the karambit flip every time you start/stop a sprint I will kiss you
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me if u even care
Pubity
@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Inde Navarrette says she's 'one phone call away' from joining the 'Call of Duty' movie 🔫 "If they call me [and] they're like, 'there's a car outside, you gotta go' ... definitely. I'm a big fan ... and I'm excited to see what they do" (via @Collider)
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lexible
@1exiOct 24
Ethan Klein while cheating on his wife for some reason
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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H3 cheating drama might be one of the top 10 days on twitter
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throwing bombs like Tom Brady welcome back BO2 C4 😂😂
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Marksman
@MarksmanOct 22
After further review of the play, Ninja needs to go to Perk 3 slot It just makes the most sense, no rushing, no flak jacket, no fast hands just because I need my footsteps quiet is disgusting when there's no perk greed in the game
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hey @InfinityWard @gawdgriggs I don't think you guys cooked with these perk changes. Ninja competing with Bomb Squad is a pretty terrible change for SnD, where spawn nades and 3 types of trap lethals can kill you without much counterplay. Please consider moving 1 of them!
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KennyKane@ItisKennyKaneOct 19
Replying to @Dy5function @InfinityWard
Added you to the fake full of shit gamer shill type clown crew currently spamming the same message. Seriously do you lot think people don't notice ?
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MW4 campaign might be the best one in all of COD. Right up there with COD4, WaW, and MW2 imo the writing, acting, missions, set pieces, and entire vibe was immaculate from beginning to end. Bravo @InfinityWard
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🚨 #MW4 GIVEAWAY 🚨 At 4PM ET (1 hr from now) I’ll be giving away a Battlenet copy of MODERN WARFARE 4 on my stream, courtesy of @CallofDuty ❤️ COME ON BY twitch.tv/dysfunction

Dysfunction - Live on Twitch

DMZ DAY 2 !pp | Streaming call of duty: modern warfare 4.

twitch.tv
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me when i say “i hope they die” with the wrong people
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OMG @CallofDuty 😭 😭 thank you so much for the amazing care package #MW4 This almost makes up for how gut wrenching the campaign has been 😭 (I love it)
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I FORGOT TO ATTACH THESE 😭
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