@Dy5function

Creator. Shitposter. Gatekeeper. Expert-level opinion haver | @misspennygadget 💍 ❤️ | Contact 📧: [email protected]

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Joined March 2009
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TDAWG
@tdawgsmittyOct 26
How I picture people who enjoy shipment in call of duty Respectfully of course
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Dean Takahashi
@deantakOct 25
Vince Zampella was a rival, working on Battlefield at the close of his career before he passed away in a car crash last year. Yet it is good to see him honored in memoriam at the start of the credits in this year's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4. His Activision rivals recognized his contributions as the co-creator of Call of Duty and the originator of the Modern Warfare series.
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Listen buddy, I didn’t piss my pants…I spilled the cup of piss I was carrying, ON my pants. Big difference pal!
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Inde Navarrette says she's 'one phone call away' from joining the 'Call of Duty' movie 🔫 "If they call me [and] they're like, 'there's a car outside, you gotta go' ... definitely. I'm a big fan ... and I'm excited to see what they do" (via @Collider)
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lexible
@1exiOct 24
Ethan Klein while cheating on his wife for some reason
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Marksman
@MarksmanOct 22
After further review of the play, Ninja needs to go to Perk 3 slot It just makes the most sense, no rushing, no flak jacket, no fast hands just because I need my footsteps quiet is disgusting when there's no perk greed in the game
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me when i say “i hope they die” with the wrong people
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Tmal 🇵🇸@TmalYTOct 17
#Mw4 Second Mission
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Danny Boyle says ‘28 Years Later 3’ is going to happen 🧟‍♂️ “Quite when I’m not sure, but there’s a script – a very good script by Alex Garland… [It will have] a lot of Cillian Murphy in it" (via @Variety)
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zik0ra¡🦉@zartrtwSep 26
“months don’t have a sound” october 2020:
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Fatty Martin@Fatty_MartinSep 26
El robo es monumental y por duplicado.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 25
The NY Times has released a list of the Top 100 Best TV shows of the 21st Century. They polled over 500 major stars, showrunners & other notable names. (Source: nytimes.com/interactive/2026…)
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Normalize calling AI artists thieves Normalize calling AI content theft Normalize calling AI music theft Normalize calling AI films theft Normalize calling AI photography theft Normalize calling AI design theft Normalize calling AI apps theft Normalize calling AI writing theft
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lex
@nhllexSep 24
“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 unmasked person at the lesbian bar in Massachusetts
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Cortez@CortezgolfsSep 23
Big happy birthday shoutout to @Dy5function. 23 again for over a decade!
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sims 3's background music when you're not paying attention
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Stealth
@Stealth40kSep 13
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Analysis from Digital Foundry: - 1080p - 60 FPS - No DLSS - Visuals are in-house or from a partner engine, not Unreal Engine 5. They speculate it could be Monolith Soft. mynintendonews.com/2026/09/1…
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FOUND FOOTAGE LOVERS WE ARE UP!!!!
Shudder
@ShudderSep 10
A security guard vanished during his first night at an abandoned psychiatric hospital. His bodycam captured what happened inside. Check out the official trailer for INFIRMARY, premiering October 2 on Shudder.
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Joseph Moran@MrBadBitSep 8
My thoughts on The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake.
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chosen@chosen_owSep 2
They got that shit completely locked down. I searched "kirk" and a baseball player came up.
Dexerto
@DexertoSep 1
Twitch will now let Tier 2 and Tier 3 subs send GIFs directly in chat using GIPHY The feature has a 30-second cooldown and can be disabled by streamers
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The same mouth breathing dumbasses who think their AI Slop “branding” looks good also probably thought this dogshit looked good.
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