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Joined May 2026
If you take a woman laser tagging and nothing else you lowkey deserve whatever lol
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NFL just crazy as hell, idk what’s going on
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In July 2008, Batman lost control right on the film set. The same month The Dark Knight was breaking every box office record on the planet, Christian Bale interrupted the filming of a scene for Terminator Salvation, called his cameraman a “prick,” and threatened to “kick his f**king ass” in front of the entire crew. He had no idea someone was filming it. The man on the receiving end was Shane Hurlbut, the film’s director of photography. His crime? He walked behind the actors to fix a light in the middle of a take. That was all it took. In the video below, Bale goes off like a man possessed. “I want you off the f**king set, you prick!” Hurlbut apologizes, and it only makes Bale angrier. “Don’t just be sorry! Think for one fking second! Are you professional or not?” Hurlbut tries to explain he was checking the light. “Oh, good for you. And how was it? I hope it was fking good, because it’s useless now!” Then Bale turns on the director, McG, who’s standing right there and saying nothing: “Have you got something to say to this prick?” For four minutes nobody dares to stop him. Then comes the line that made headlines in every country on earth: “I’m going to f**king kick your f**king ass!” He ends it with an ultimatum: either Hurlbut goes, or Batman walks. “You and me, we’re f**king done professionally.” Seven months later the tape leaked, and within a week the internet had turned it into a dance remix with millions of plays. Bale had to go on the radio and apologize publicly, and you can hear the apology in the clip below: “I acted like a punk.” Hurlbut kept his job. The movie flopped, and the trilogy it was supposed to launch was cancelled. So was this a genius protecting his art, or the biggest star in Hollywood showing everyone who he really is when he thinks the cameras are off?
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NFL Blitz 2003 (2002)
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NFL Blitz 2003 was lit 🔥🔥
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Ferrari SF90 XX Stradale
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HEARTBREAKING: A #49ers fan has gone viral on social media after claiming he was beaten up by #Raiders fans during a fight. The fan showed off his severely swollen and bruised face: “The Raiders might have hands or whatever, we came out with a W” 😳😳😳
🚨🚨THIS IS THE CRAZIEST FIGHT YOU WILL EVER SEE🚨🚨 #RAIDERS AND #49ERS FANS GOT INTO AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL BRAWL, WITH MULTIPLE FANS GETTING KNOCKED OUT COLD AFTER TAKING VICIOUS PUNCHES. FANS WERE LEFT LYING ON THE GROUND, WITH BLOOD EVERYWHERE. WOW😳
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I thought it was a grilled chicken sub missing smh
Exijo respeto a los visitantes de las esculturas, por nuestros bienes públicos y el legado cultural. En la glorieta Los Juglares, a Diomedes Díaz le mutilaron su brazo derecho. Ya di instrucciones a la @OfiCulturaVpr para que se encargue de Arreglarlo.
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It’s certain things you HAVE to do and experience in your late teens and early twenties, so you don’t become a creepy 30+ year old.
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Me to the homie who helped get me the job:
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A Brazil-inspired look for Audi this weekend in Sao Paulo! 💚💛 #F1 #BrazilGP
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U gotta show up for people how they show up for u and sometimes that means not showing up at all!
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Bron regressed into prime Grant Hill lmfao this my goat SORRY
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Zendaya brought Tom Holland to a family party and they called him Spider-Man. “Lemme get Spider-Man.” 😭🔥
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Shout out to the customer who ordered this one not too long ago
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The “weee!” caught me off guard 😂
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Kobe Bryant says he would hire a car service to get to road games before the team’s first bus so he could be inside the arena before the crowd arrived and prepare in complete silence, and says he would prepare meticulously for whatever looks the opposing defense was going to give him “If we had a road game, say Miami, a 7:30pm game, I’d still get up early and do weights. I’d have breakfast, get on the bus, go to shootaround, get my shots up, come back to the room, do treatment, ice, stretch. I might watch a movie, I might watch a little extra film.” “Then for the bus to the stadium, we had two buses. The first bus was generally around 4:45pm and the second bus was around 5:30pm. I was generally on the early one, just to get treatment and get shots up, because I liked getting to the arenas early.” “Sometimes I would actually get a car and leave before the first bus because even though the first bus was leaving early, there were still people coming into the stands. I liked getting to arenas when there was nobody in there and you could kind of feel the purity of the place, especially in a road environment.” “As far as how many shots I was trying to get up, it depended on how I was feeling physically and who we were playing. If I was playing the Spurs, I’d work on short-corner shots, mid-elbow shots, those types of shots because those were the shots their defense would give up. If I was playing Memphis and Tony Allen, I’d work on a lot of back-to-the-basket stuff, putting my body on Tony, making sure my footwork was right, making sure I was hiding the ball so he couldn’t swipe it. I’d go through those muscle-memory things. The positions of the shots would vary depending on the opponent.”
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Put him on Dancing with the Stars ASAP 🕺
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Today, October 26th, is the 33rd ‘Sports Equinox’ in history. All four major U.S. men's pro sports leagues, plus the WNBA, will be in action: ⚾️ World Series Game 3 🏈 Monday Night Football 🏀 9 NBA games 🏒 3 NHL games 🏆 WNBA Finals Game 5
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TERRELL OWENS TERRELL & T.O. NEW DOCUMENTARY 🚨NOVEMBER 5TH ON PRIME VIDEO🚨
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