"He is the most unnecessary thing in the world. Every day he wake up & he bully me. He say oh time to be mean to beautiful girl who love Arby." - @DaFalligator

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Joined March 2011
Today is for Chad. Today is for Trotter. Today is for B West. Today is for Hugh. Today is for Duce. Today is for Troy. Today is for Buckhalter. Today is for Lito. Today is for Donovan. Today is for Jim Johnson. Today is for DAWK. TODAY IS FOR US. #FLYEAGLESFLY 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅
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would also watch a world series in which sal frelick is the only player and all others are replaced by muppets
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The announcers spent an entire half an inning building the lore of the dude who got the go ahead HR only for it to be undone by an oopsie. Baseball!
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Just saw a commercial tar literally just said "liberals are the new racists" with some lady afraid to show her face bc she's white, no particular candidate it was for or against. Biggest guffaw I've ever made, that was funny as hell. And they said the right doesn't do comedy!
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Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
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This is known as "The Bagel Boss Doctrine"; if you're not the subjects father, boss or God you better get right with the latter before you proceed...
When a white dude breaks out “you’re not my dad” during an argument, shit is about to get very real. Grab the kids and get the fuck out of Panera
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Ed Rose retweeted
how is this not a Dan Hentschel bit
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Cam went for a 2nd too, O-Line value is all over the place
Compensation update; The Seahawks are sending a 2027 third-round pick and 2028 fifth-round round pick to the Colts in exchange for Quenton Nelson.
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Ed Rose retweeted
when you remember there’s still 10 more eagles games this season
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*in my most respectful voice ever* hey
.@hanwaddingham is working that Spirit Tunnel! 🔥
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The lady in the Creed shirt gonna have to walk around all day hair undone while they sweep that up, tough break
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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When's the last time the eagles season was done before Halloween? Chip Kelly era?
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More like Tanner McPEE-YEW
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5 straight Ls including one at home to Dallas? Nick's seat hotter than fish grease, WIP about to heat it UP
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Eagles chances of scoring 2x more this game:
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Dejean on the take man, gotta be
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Need a turnover here
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He about to tendernize his hammy for this defensive performance, smh
Saquon Barkley is on the field to begin this drive.
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having flashbacks.
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