Strength and conditioning coach, he/him. Beauty is built not brought outside, and I imagine it🌹
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"By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left. He lost the gun debate, by a long shot!" - Pulitzer Prize-winning poetry
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Sir, this is a national park, not a portal to the underworld.
Photo of a bobcat pretending to be a tree demon at Joshua Tree National Park.
ALT Silhouette of a bobcat with glowing eyes is perched on a bare tree branch against a cloudy sky at dusk.
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“Flávio has given up,” an adviser to the Bolsonaro family told me. “He’s terrified. He is worried his father will die in jail, that he himself will be jailed this week and that he may have a long prison term ahead.”
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we could be a real country. we could have law and order. just think about that for a second.
“Flávio has given up,” an adviser to the Bolsonaro family told me. “He’s terrified. He is worried his father will die in jail, that he himself will be jailed this week and that he may have a long prison term ahead.”
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Calling the cops because my chud son Jayxxson got nutmegged by Tiny Pele after I paid $10,000 for his travel team
A three-year-old soccer player named Nevada went viral after police were reportedly called during an i9 Sports game in Winter Park, Florida, following complaints about his dominance on the field. His family says opposing parents complained that he was holding onto the ball too much while playing against children around five years old, and that police escorted them away after the league issued a trespass notice
In a statement, i9 Sports said it takes the concerns seriously and is working to understand the circumstances, adding that it would not speculate or share unverified information.
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Breaking: Donald Trump was "an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of young women in the mid-to-late 1990s,” according to a report issued today by Dems on the House Judiciary Committee. The report includes one new rape allegation against Trump, and calls for a special investigation of the Trump administration's cover-up of Epstein's crimes.
Pretty sure I’m experiencing blue Monday after seeing that documentary, there are simply no more brain chemicals available
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HABIBI EVERYONE REMEMBER THE RHINOCEROS IM CRYING
El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.
And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too.
He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros.
And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb.
But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
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In the end, Brazil really did teach the United States a lesson. They jailed the fascist, and then they defeated his political heir.
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We hiked to a spot in the woods that coal miners used for secret nighttime union meetings in the 1880’s, they carved a union card into the rock.
