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Metal fan, complete not right, unsubtle and extreme nerd

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Joined September 2010
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That's more like it John Lewis😂
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If you're one of the brain dead spastics still settling off fireworks two days after the event then stick one up your arse and put us all out of your misery. IQ of a fucking toilet brush you cunts.
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When a mountain vanished in seconds. Mount St. Helens, May 18, 1980
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良く見たらストリートニューメタルファイターなんおもしろい
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Chris Birks retweeted
🚨BREAKING: EA just shut down BioWare after 30 years. I really wonder why...
🤖 Made with AI
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Chris Birks retweeted
Is there a more smackable player thats ever lived? Couple pf broken ribs would do him the world of good 😊
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Robin Williams trying to do a Scene with Elmo. 🤣😂 what could go wrong?
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Chris Birks retweeted
Replying to @LordBoatrace
There ye go..
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Great British Bake Off Producer 1: "Hey, folx, there's a guy who's applied for this season who's in a THROUPLE!" *air-punching in the production office* GBBO producer 2: "Oh my god! Perfect! How many boxes does that tick?" GBBOP1: "Oh loads - it's a GAY throuple!!" *finger-snaps/craft beer opening* GBBOP3: "But how can we drag a mention of the throuple into the show, though, in a way that's not contrived? Hmm..." *much head-scratching/staring into space* GBBOP4: "I know! Let's have a task where contestants have to bake something with a member of their family! Then we can get him to bring in one of the partners! And any talk about the throuple can seem unforced!" *finger-snaps/twerking on tables/gluten-free pizzas ordered* GBBOP5: "This is going to be the best Bake Off ever! By the way - can this throuple guy bake?" GBBOP1: "Oh, pffft, who cares? None of 'em can! But nobody wants to watch old Karens baking cakes." *nodding/vaping/Blåhag stroking* GBBOP2: "Well, here's hoping that Paul and Nigella won't absolutely hate each other's guts in a way that's obvious to viewers. Anyway, let's get back to it. Tomorrow, we march!" *"Fuck JK Rowling" placard-making intensifies*
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Chris Birks retweeted
Peter Beardsley 😂
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Stop crying your hearts out eh lads 😂 @sampeoples_ @MrStephenHowson
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Si tu rigoles ... YOU'RE GOING TO HELL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Chris Birks retweeted
A ZX Spectrum loading gets you right in the feels.
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The Untold Pep Files: A Story of Drugs, Referees, and Dark Money in Football👇 Imagine a story so massive it makes the Lance Armstrong scandal look like a warm-up act. It starts with a single player, spans across three countries, and exposes a decades-long trail of destroyed evidence, "miracle" doctors, and institutional corruption. Welcome down the rabbit hole. 🕵️‍♂️⚽ CHAPTER 1: The Player Who Got Caught Before Pep Guardiola was the master tactician, he was a midfielder for Brescia in 2001. That was the year he tested positive twice for the banned anabolic steroid nandrolone. His defense? "Contaminated multivitamins." Who was the man preparing those exact vitamins? Dr. Ramon Segura, the same physiologist who was working with Frank de Boer when De Boer also tested positive for nandrolone that exact same year. The pattern was set early: win at all costs, and surround yourself with questionable medicine. CHAPTER 2: The Barcelona "Miracles" & Operación Puerto When Pep took over Barcelona in 2008, guess who he immediately brought in to lead the medical staff? Dr. Ramon Segura. At the same time, Spanish football was shadowed by Operación Puerto, the infamous raid on Dr. Eufemiano Fuentes that uncovered 99 blood bags containing EPO. Fuentes openly admitted on trial that he had worked with football and tennis stars, famously taunting the court that naming his clients meant Spain would have to give back their Champions League, European Championship, and World Cup trophies. The Spanish judge’s response? Refuse to let him name names, reject WADA’s appeal, and order all blood bags destroyed under the guise of doctor-patient confidentiality. Add to this: Journalists uncovering full-season "doping preparation plans" for La Liga giants. Real Sociedad’s president admitting they spent €327,000 annually on illegal black-market PEDs. Retracted slips on radio revealing players using growth hormones for "muscle recovery." Spanish football's Golden Era was built, but the paper trail was conveniently burned. CHAPTER 3: The System Expands — Financial Doping & Negreira Winning wasn't just happening on the pitch; it was being secured everywhere else. While the public obsessively meme's about Premier League charges, Barcelona was paying millions to Jose Maria Enriquez Negreira, the Vice President of Spain's Refereeing Committee. When asked in court to provide the "referee reports" they claimed to be paying for, Barca couldn't produce them. They paid off the referees' boss, plain and simple. CHAPTER 4: The Bayern Friction When Pep arrived at Bayern Munich, he tried to bring his hyper-aggressive medical protocols with him. He insisted on sending injured players back to Barcelona to be treated by his preferred specialists. This sparked an explosive fallout with Bayern’s legendary physician Dr. Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt, who walked out in disgust over Pep’s demands for unnatural, record-breaking recovery times. Bayern’s old guard refused to bend the knee to Pep's dark arts. CHAPTER 5: Manchester City & The Ultimate Machine At Manchester City, Pep finally found a club with zero moral boundaries to stop him. The strategy reached its final, perfected evolution: Financial Doping: Siphoning billions in hidden payments to bypass FFP rules and buy infinite depth. Medical Anomaly: Key players like De Bruyne, Kompany constantly flying to Barcelona to see Dr. Ramon Cugat, mysteriously recovering weeks ahead of human biology norms. Refereeing “controversies” and literally paying off referees like Michael Oliver. When Samir Nasri got caught receiving illegal IV drip treatments in 2016, it was framed as an isolated mistake. THE VERDICT From nandrolone positives in 2001 to 115 financial charges and paid-off referee chiefs today... Pep Guardiola didn't just adapt to elite football. He systematically redefined how to cheat it. You think Lance Armstrong was the biggest cover-up in sports history? You haven't been paying attention.
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The Bertie meltdown continues @MrStephenHowson @sampeoples_ . Apparently City won these without cheating. We must have imagined yesterday i suppose.
I watched my team win every trophy here without robbery or cheating theres no way thryre taking 20% from us
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WANKPANTHER 👇🏻
As Malvinas são Argentinas, a palavra "Falkland" não existe
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I’m sure all those that were adamant that Harry Maguire handled the ball in the lead up to United’s second goal against Ipswich will be just as adamant that this was handball today and should have been a penalty to United. 🙄 #FULMUN #EPL #MUFC #ManUtd
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Chris Birks retweeted
What is the point of VAR? Clear handball. I can excuse the referee missing it but not VAR.
🚨The ball appeared to hit Marc Guéhi’s arm in the lead up to Manchester City’s 3rd goal VAR didn’t rule it out and the goal was allowed xitter.gq/Richmund32/status/2101…
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