@EdgarPoop1

one foot out the door ~ https://xitter.cf/t.co/jhjASuBIgK

 Door City
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Joined May 2017
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Giving marriage advice to my friends by telling them “be more of a bitch” and “let the rage consume you”
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Seeing adult twins is weird. Like this isn’t cute anymore
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UwUTangClan@Executivejeff1Oct 27
my favorite drug is attention from someone I want attention from
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Stefan Urquelle@OfficeofSteve21h
Putting a flag on your house makes you patriotic, putting a flag on your vehicle makes you look like you get medical advice on Facebook
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🎃Case🎃@Cactuscali19912Oct 26
Opening up a dinosaur themed Mexican restaurant in Texas, called "Tex-Rex".
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That's not very brimful of asher of you bro... I don't even have a bosom for a pillow
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What is the tick situation like on the sets of From
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Been watching too much Mike Flanagan lately I’m watching From now but I’m still waiting for this queen to show up
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Me, seductively: I can tie the stem in a knot using my tongue 😉 Pumpkin patch owner: Get out
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Sarah@sarahoftheringsOct 26
my doctor telling me i have 20/10 vision
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I have Schrodinger's chat where it tells me I have 2 msgs, but when I check, nothing and it will disappear and show up again later.. It also will tell me I have 3 notifications when I only have 1 or 6 when I have 4. Always 2 extra. So that's something for a $44 bn company does.
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 26
they should do The Dropout season 2 going through the trial and after with Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes again and then when they get to You Can See Everything filming Elle Fanning plays Amanda Seyfried
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Sorry I wasn't nicer to you before. I didn't realize you were hot.
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It kind of irks me when someone tweets that twitter used to be fun Like it’s our responsibility to entertain this donkey
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzyOct 26
If you ever hear a Canadian say “Sorry, not sorry”, try turning them off and then back on again, they are experiencing a software glitch
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Remember finding out your teacher's first name and weaponizing it, or was I just a little shit?
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Infodex
@infodexxOct 25
How Americans see America — Accurate?
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when you grow up with people like mine you either learn to forgo outside validation or you crave it so desperately you’ll do almost anything to get it; i’m lucky i got the former
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White people be like i think my chocolate lab Steven has pawtism aha 🙈
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McMurph@heathermcmurphyOct 25
Face it ladies, he's just one viral tweet away from dumping you for a much younger Twitter crush with a higher follower count
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