@ThisLocalHater

Not Sofia Coppola

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The whole gang is here! There's Doc (he's a doctor), Smoky (he's a chain smoker) and Larry Strange Balls (he has strange balls).
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Lowbudgetmofo@LowlowaccountOct 23
Back in my day you had to go to an Iron Maiden concert if you wanted to see a 12 foot skeleton
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ilovedyourdad@millersarah4715h
sorry i got weird after you called me pretty. i had to decide whether to say thank you or tell you these jeans were $14
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zest@holyphilament19h
Ketchup stain on my new jacket as a catalyst for fleeing my family of 5 in the night
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sorry can’t, don’t feel real
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RunwayDan
@RunwayDan31 Oct 2021
Anyone up for a game of Hungry Hungry Hypocrites?
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Shephard@shephard4215h
Old MacDonald had a farm - emphasis on "had", in the past tense. The bank repossessed it after several bad harvests caused Old McDonald to default on his mortgage payments.
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YONEWT 🆒@yonewt1 May 2021
"retweets aren't endorsements" hell i endorse tweets that haven't even been written yet
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you already know@DrinkingDad_2Oct 26
Marcy Playground’s “Sex and Candy” was written as a scientific hypothesis explaining why girls dress as slutty nurses and go trick-or-treating.
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsred16h
Just replied STOP to a democratic fundraising text. This must be exactly how Che Guevara felt
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Bad Mikey@BadMikeyBadOct 20
I’m fully prepared to ruin date night over the mini-golf score
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I’m nodding my head like, meh moving my hips like, meh
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I was chosen as a finalist! Please vote.🩷
BattleBorn@The_PoetryArena16h
Replying to @The_PoetryArena
Which poet earned your vote this week for Voice of Valo(U)r? 🖤⚔️🤍
7%Francis H. Powell
7%Poetrysaves
44%Mad Mark Stellan
42%Stereo
43 votes • 2 days
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Asking ChatGPT to love my son, whose name I've forgotten, so I have more free time to spend online
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Stefan Urquelle@OfficeofSteve23h
Mechanics are one of the only professions that can insult you right to your face
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I guess I'm not going to become famous like I thought. Well, at least for a non-criminal reason. That's still in play.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 24
Wake up full of energy ready to start the day? No, I don’t do that.
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy16h
I wish my metabolism worked as quickly as my “fight or flight” response does
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My favorite shoe brand is a bit too pricey. Perhaps they could offer scholarships.
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fightgeek@fightgeekOct 25
you pass by on your run. i'm in the front yard explaining to the dogs how Obama is Hitler's grandson
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CoCo@unhingebinge17h
Feeling cute. Might act a little crazy later.
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