Electric Jasper

Best $680 I ever did spend

I put my iPhone on airplane mode and threw it off my balcony. WTF Apple???

I have to come clean. Taylor Swift’s new album is not about me.

I’m starting over. Follow me here @JasperElectric

The sun must be so lonely

Are the nudists wearing masks?

gonna ride the Corona Cups at Disney World 🤙

Will Kanye be the 5th dude on Mount Rushmore? Stay tuned to find out...

Yo follow my unborn child’s Instagram

I wrote a poem...

Will you have a Wikipedia page one day?

masks are sexy

I live in an airplane bathroom. I work from home.

thinkin bout being a poodle in the next life

Can pets have pets? If so, can they pet them?

I thought Dr. Fauci was a backup quarterback?

Azan the alien at open mic night

I make out with my mask ON

do you remember laughter?

I’m a trend setter. Been social distancing since the 3rd grade.