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Bluey is OUT and Peppa Pig is IN at my house. As a father, I don’t want to be compared to Bandit (imaginative, ideal millennial dad). I am much more comfortable with the pace being set by Daddy Pig (slob, Brexit-coded chud).
if this image isn't on one of our youtube thumbnails in the next 24 hours, it means i lost an argument
Favreau on Haley Stevens: She decided that all of her values and everything she has said about Mike Rogers don't matter anymore? And she's going to cast a vote for him? It's preposterous. You sound like a fucking moron.
full vid - youtu.be/OrElQiNp0BE
some of these numbers are borderline pornographic but i can't believe them because i have PTSD (post traumatic Selzer disorder)
NEWS: The last Senate polls of 2026 from NYT/Siena:
From me and @RuthIgielnik
nytimes.com/2026/11/01/us/po…
watching my pal jon getting ripped on here for saying jews have an obligation to vote for Abdul but also dismissing the hacky cenk ad
The ad is anti-Semitic. (Also pretty glib and tasteless, but whatever!) I'm not lying or paid to say this. I don't equate being anti-Israel with being anti-Semitic. but also not saying the word "Jewish" isn't the one weird trick you want it to be.
Only good that can come from you promoting yourself at the expense of Abdul's campaign in the final days of an election where the stakes are so high is that you've created an opportunity for Abdul to denounce the ad and demonstrate his commitment to opposing anti-Semitism on the left and representing Jewish voters in Michigan as a Senator.
Dave Canales in the lockerroom at halftime:
hey guys, i know we're down. i know what that's like. i was down when my wife made me cowrite a book with her about my porn addiction. yeah that really happened! and now i'm an nfl coach. anyway what were we talking about?
Crooked Con is coming up. Very excited to give the straw poll another shot this year. We'll reveal the results at a special live taping of OnlyFriends. I *think* it'll go better than last year.
Get tickets now at crookedcon.com
Elijah Cone retweeted
Statewide favorable ratings in New York:
Kathy Hochul: 51%
Zohran Mamdani: 47%
AOC: 43%
Siena poll | 10/19-10/22 LV
New York Governor 2026
🟦Kathy Hochul 54% (incumbent)
🟥Bruce Blakeman 40%
Link to poll: sri.siena.edu/2026/10/28/sie…
Elijah Cone retweeted
🚨 Yooo @CrookedMedia CrookedCon lineup just dropped 🚨
Catch me + some pals the Saturday after Election Day talking about the impact of social media creators and stopping the end of the world (not at the same time).
Full schedule + tickets here: crookedcon.com/schedule
Vance's opinion of the average American is that they cannot read and they want everything to be Cheesecake Factory
Elijah Cone retweeted
Lovett: I just want to be very clear: Jews in Michigan have a moral obligation to support Abdul. They should do it to protect themselves from antisemitism and rising hatred in America.
like imagine if it were old nathan fielder and he had made his own fraudulent blood machine. that's the good stuff.
get back on that tightrope, buddy. fly that big plane. we don't want a meditation on objectivity.
