Adele

Also I've forgotten my password so can't sign in anywhere other than the iPad. When I reset it, the link doesn't get emailed #someonehelp

Evening twitter, turns out I'm Alive after all.

Twitter hacked. Ignore any DMs from me

Oh bugger. @tacetmusic is making me listen to Radiohead. I guess i asked for it...

Evening tweeps. Im back. #thatswhytheycallneslimshady

Also War of the Worlds was very good but someone needs to tell Jeff Wayne that conductors shouldn't tap dance.

Missing both Progress Conf & HHS5 preview for Israel.You gits best make this worth my while @mattstrong @laurendaycooper @alexrwjames

"Interspecies dinosaur sex" is a phrase I never thought I'd hear. Thanks #QI.

"Bloody Tales" on Nat Geo is brilliant. Bloody love Richard III.

I have a pillow fort and apparently @tacetmusic has heard of Germany. All the best fun happens round at @emilyrowles's house.

Well done @dmiliband. Principles as important as these should always come first.

£6.50 for two pints in central London. Cheap even by @robboardman's standards, surely!?

On the 43 to Brian Barnett; looking forward to seeing @VikiW

HELLO MR GAS MAN. GAS MAN! GAS MAN! GAS MAN! @emilyrowles

Jasper the Cat just upended a glass of water onto my head. Well, its one way to snap me out of a small hours anxiety attack i guess.

Someone has graffitied "I <3 Stevie" on the Hulme Peoples History monument. I'm not impressed.

Anne Widdecombe; go the fuck away.

Yeah. Me and @emilyrowles went to Rocky Horror and are thus better than you.