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actually 3 trash bags full of dead furbys wearing a tank top and shorts he/him

The Long Quiet
Joined May 2009
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A lot of people masturbate before bed. Me? I exacerbate. All of my problems. All of the time.
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Why is @eBay literally just a scalper site? I guess they don't give a shit how they make their money.
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posting like she’s his dead wife and honestly i get it
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Between the Air Force guy plummeting from the roof of the Astrodome and the priest getting killed by the falling crucifix it was not a great weekend for subtlety or not accidentally viewing snuff films
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This isn't even a reply to anything this person just tagged me and said this in their own post lmao
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Americans face a simple choice this November: Vote for the Democrats and get socialism, or vote for Trump and get a $5,000 check from the government.
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There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time
Once you completely unmoor your sleep schedule from the rising and setting of the sun, you can access new, formerly grayed out sections of space-time, sort of the dust in between the stars, and most crucially, use it to cram 48 to 96 hours worth of screen time into one single day
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This sadistic rapist pedophile piece of shit has never told the truth a single fucking day of his life unless court ordered to do so.
Don't let Obama buy the election by handing out unlimited free money to states.
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A hero extraction shooter based on an established IP is not a shake up you are on drugs. Honestly, Gears of War E-Day not having a battle pass is more of a shake up than this entire fucking game, which I own.
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Genuinely sucks that @olivegarden hates their customers
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The stupid fucking Palworld vs Pokemon debate is just this.
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I thought this was fake and I just checked. I genuinely don't know what to say.
🚨 CONFIRMADO 🚨 @PlayStation ha ELIMINADO de nuestro historial de juegos del perfil todos los juegos que hayamos jugado mediante disco. Esto es así desde hace 10 días, al principio no le di importancia pensando que se trataba de un error puntual que arreglarían, pero visto lo visto ayer, lo más probable es que no sea casualidad. A saber si lo arreglaran… Se salvan únicamente juegos físicos de los cuales tengamos cualquier complemento digital adquirido a través de PlayStation Store, ya sean Expansiones, DLCs, cosméticos o actualizaciones a ediciones Deluxe. Tampoco salen juegos que hayamos jugado mediante cuentas secundarias. ¿Error o declaración de intenciones?
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This year really feels like the end for traditional gaming. Consoles less affordable, layoffs galore and now physical media on PlayStation is dead. Really hard to feel any excitement for any new consoles given this - I'm sure plenty of you don't care, but it matters a lot to me.
Important updates: News on physical discs for new games - blog.playstation.com/2026/07… News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - blog.playstation.com/2026/07…
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2/2 We will not be able to freely access the movies, books, and music that we have loved. I would be a have-not. That's what I'm afraid of. This is not greed.
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"PS4 SUPPORTS USED GAMES" ***huuuuge applause*** "“PS4 won’t impose any new restrictions on your use of PS4 game discs."
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Finally playing Mixtape and it's great. Suddenly the culture war chuds hating on it makes sense. It's about teenagers being strange and messy and philosophical instead of antisocial weirdos with no internal monologue who torture cats, they can't identify with anyone.
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Always appreciate it when companies like @YouTube make smart financial decisions for me. Had YouTube premium damn near since its inception. Been in a family plan for years. Now that you're saying my people can't use that, I'll be cancelling and moving exclusively to ad blockers.
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Lol Charles Curran blocked me for this. What a baby back bitch.
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Just wanted @SamsungUS to know that every time my TV does anything I didn't ask it to (TOS, software update, etc) I'm reminded I will never recommend a Samsung product again, and I'll definitely never use another one myself. Genuinely a dog shit UI and experience all around.
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Watching people talk about the GTA 6 Ultimate edition is exhausting. "it's kinda scummy but oh well I'm buying it anyway" Like yeah man, we get it. You're cattle. Impulse control of a toddler.
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