I write for everyone @peterthiel hasn't sued yet @SFist, formerly @SFWeekly, @thrillist @BrokeAssStuart & @Hoodline. He/Him/Categorically exempt under CEQA
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Is that... David Sacks on the (of course) far right in this Bold Italic puff piece? thebolditalic.com/we-rented-…
Oh N02! San Francisco might ban the sale of nitrous oxide in the latest nanny-state hippycrackdown. sfist.com/2026/02/25/sf-supe…
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The Wait Is Ending! Bay Lights Will Officially Be Re-Lit on Friday, March 20 share.google/95dGDJP87sZpNt7…
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Trying to scan the QR code on the ICE agent choking me but first I have to watch a 10 second FanDuel ad
Scoop in here: Rep. Ritchie Torres introducing a bill that would require ICE officers to wear QR codes that you can scan to get their full name, badge number and other identifying info.
@Axios axios.com/2026/01/13/democra…
You better watch out, as Santacon is back on Saturday. But many SF bars are now actually rolling out the red carpet to welcome the Santas sfist.com/2025/12/10/the-san…
The new 'Santacon' documentary with archival John Law footage is streaming this weekend! It's just $15 and you get it as a 48-hour rental sfist.com/2025/11/13/epic-ne…
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🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Bill Ackman longest tweet of all-time by tomorrow?
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most wives would be booting their men out of bed and to the couch for this... but that's not a great option for usha either
Aaand SF has a new Drag Laureate sfist.com/2025/10/29/breakin…
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I'm so happy to report this update: Hilary Rivers is free! Drag queen snatched by ICE during Pride Month has been released with US asylum, read her exclusive interview with us and El Tecolote about her three-month ordeal: 48hills.org/2025/10/drag-que…
"If there were a Mount Rushmore honoring the four San Franciscans who are most responsible for legal marijuana, Terrance Alan’s face would be on that Mount Rushmore." sfist.com/2025/10/20/castro-…
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In our non-DEI meritocracy, Larry Ellison's son bought CBS so that Bari Weiss could then put her sister on air.
San Francisco has declared an honorary commemoration day with the word “Ass” in the title. sfist.com/2025/10/07/sf-boar…
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Legal cannabis promised generational wealth and righting the drug war's wrongs. Legalization did neither - but in San Francisco, a politically connected team figured out how to work a system intended for POC and stand to walk away with millions. by me 🗞️👇 sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti…
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I don't think a single fan of sports, music, or live entertainment in general would say tickets are underpriced.
