@brianonhere

award winning housing provider

Joined July 2023
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i don’t really know anything about the situation besides nine layer quote tweet fights on here from people who seem to actively wish each other physical harm but didn’t like 2/3 of the LA chapter endorse her. Do all those people get censured by the NPC too lol or what’s the plan
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Like let’s say she broke the rules or whatever what happens when 2/3 of your local chapter doesn’t care that she did that. i don’t really understand the mechanisms at play here i guess.
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noah kulwin@nkulwOct 21
the third paragraph of this YCSE review by @ocksportello (which obviously has spoilers) is the best thing I've yet read on the movie bkmag.com/2026/10/21/you-can…

You Can See Everything, Unless You're in Prison

In the unlikely event that you clicked on this link without first watching 'You Can See Everything,' prepare for heavy spoilers.

bkmag.com
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NATHAN: Do you understand why people — i mean, well, did *you* find it funny? LIZ: Yes, it was funny. NATHAN: And why was it funny? LIZ: Because they weren’t communicating well together, they — NATHAN: It’s because “thousand island stare” sounds like “thousand yard stare”
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Handsome B. Charming tweet
Jonathan D. Miller@JDM4NCOct 26
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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zach@mazzyyyyyyy15h
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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i’m finally gonna read all your guys self important think pieces now. they better be good
brian@brianonhere14h
finally saw the nathan fielder joint and my main takeaway is that amanda seyfried seems very cool
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finally saw the nathan fielder joint and my main takeaway is that amanda seyfried seems very cool
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Going on a fun adventure with my hot bestie where we ethically compromise everyone involved in a project seems so fun
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entire theater lost their shit at the Pinterest ad about being offline lol
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Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
Nate@n8gallagher22h
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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two samurai circling each other…
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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turning RCS messaging on my iphone off and on throughout the day to fuck my group texts up in different but equally catastrophic ways as my whims and moods shift
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TIP: Instantly blocking every single account that tells multi-part anecdotes on here is a massive quality of life improvement
spike's pet@ricksredmacheteOct 25
A woman just passed her item and money to her daughter who looks easily 13 at least and tells her to go pay. The kid looks at her mom and says "I have to pay for it?" And the mom said "it's my money, I think you can handle it" the daughter comes up. She does not greet me back.
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Nobody is gonna be courageous / brave enough to say it but this is one of the best tweets the platform has ever seen
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@zinzy_jsOct 26
When I walk in on Ty Jerome fucking my girl but he calls iso so I lowk watch him cash a step back nut in her puh from 36 feet
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I have just published a piece that is very important to me. It's about why so many "progressives" and people on "the left" are lying to us right now about crime, safety, and repression, and what we should be doing instead. equalityalec.substack.com/p/…
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A tenacious group of tenants is fighting a teardown plan in one of Manhattan's most desirable neighborhoods that could spell the end of public housing as we know it? I wrote for @newrepublic about their struggle and the fate of government-run homes in the US.
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Lula you gotta put some guys in prison bro. Probably a lot of guys.
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Thank you
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