@ExpertsLie

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Explain it to me like I'm 5,000 years old
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They're claiming my ideas and methods have become so unsound that they've cleaned up Captain Willard and hauled his ass out of Saigon hotel, threw him on a Navy patrol boat and sent him up river to terminate my command with extreme prejudice
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I've never gone through a single developmental stage
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You have to be fairly mentally disturbed to watch women's sports
Brandi Kruse
@BrandiKruseOct 24
These are the shirts allowed for the @ThornsFC fans. None of them were removed. They have chants about burning people alive. Fans assaulted multiple people wearing @xx_xyathletics shirts. None of them were removed. I am quite literally in shock.
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Ask me how I know it's going to be an unusually dry and warm winter
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 24
BREAKING: San Francisco declares a local emergency as a potentially record-breaking El Niño approaches California.
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The Brewers' logo looks like it was designed by someone who's never played baseball
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Drop it right in there. Right in the palm of my glove.
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Using AI to make a hoodrat version of Bluey
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I don't enjoy staying in airbnbs nor hotels. Both are usually gross and fucked up in some way
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Ilhan Omar a.k.a Dawn LeMoine from Sarasota, FL has been scamming the American people for far too long. She couldn't identify Somalia on a map. She thinks the Somali people of Minnesota are hapless rubes
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Only found out yesterday the dad from the Brady Bunch died from the AIDS
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You're trying to tell me these guys are my enemy?
Censored Leak
@CensoredLeakOct 22
Russia was A.I before A.I 🇷🇺
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated from a popular 2026 Russian social media trend using tools like Kling and Seedance to create clips of champagne spraying from G-Class SUVs at night. It is not real footage. aimarketcap.ru/prompts/video-… itsnew.ru/stati/kak-sdel…
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Hair looks great
Page Six
@PageSixOct 22
Amanda Bynes steps out after a visit to Crazy Cuts Hair Salon in Los Angeles. 📸: BACKGRID
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You'll never convince me a man as attractive as Lindsay Graham ever had to pay for penis
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Mark Beef retweeted
JackClark1927@clark1927Oct 22
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It's at least a little surreal watching the singularity devour revenue production and stars from your childhood freaking out about it
Justine Bateman
@JustineBatemanOct 22
There is no Entertainment Business. It ended. What tries to cloak itself in this now is a Content Conveyor Belt Business. The layoffs are in that business. Because it is grounded in a disregard for both the filmmakers and the audiences, and was founded in greed.
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Gay Costanza
@NigBaby69Oct 22
Replying to @LarryOConnor
Faggot Midget Terrorist
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JackClark1927@clark1927Oct 22
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To my knowledge, my wife is not the progeny of either my dad nor my mom
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Does Logan Paul not realize Ali G is a bit? This seems retarded
yoxic
@yoxicsOct 21
Logan Paul showed Ali G a picture of his wife Nina Agdal 😭 "yeah she's alright.. It's not bad if you like that kind of thing. And she was born which gender?"
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