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Knower of stuff, fixer of things

Joined January 2013
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😒 Looks like it’ll be 71 and raining for trick or treat time tonight Happy Halloween I guess
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Wife’s final resting place Edge of the woods, overlooking a field of flowers. Once the fog burns off there’s tree covered hills that change color. First morning light
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*waving at @steveolivas from the Dollywood area* Hi Steve! I’m only 300 or so miles away 😂
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Sitting outside having coffee Watching the moon and few clouds pass by My life seems to be punctuated by periods of solitude 😕
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I officially lost my anchor that I had hoped would help me through all this 😔 I’m going to take some time I have a lot to process on my own
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spooky scary opossums
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😂😂 Kid wanted a mothman costume for Halloween And insisted I get a possum onesie 😱
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Coming up on 10 years since the universe last tried to take me out… It happened the day before the wife’s birthday 😒 This past year has been hard I’m hoping the universe is done with me for another 10 years I’m tired boss
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😒 Pulled a U-turn in the company truck. Immediately slid off the road and into a ditch. It’s water logged out here. Guys with me were like Well… time to call a tow truck Nope. Someone blip the throttle and keep the wheel straight. I’ll push it out 😂 Soaked to my knees now
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Kinda want today to cancel due to rain… Wife is ready to come home Would be a fitting return Ultimate would be if I could get the receptionist to drop her off. Come home the same way she left, by a stranger
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this cant be real this cant be real this cant be real
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🤪 Add trans fluid to diesel Get smoke screen And pink dyed fuel…
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Sorry can’t, my brain is in “airplane mode” today
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