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Knower of stuff, fixer of things

Joined January 2013
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spooky scary opossums
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this cant be real this cant be real this cant be real
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Sorry can’t, my brain is in “airplane mode” today
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No, this is MY bread !!!
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A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people. At his trial, he’s found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death. Before his execution, he’s offered a last meal and asks for a single banana. They give it to him. The next morning, he’s strapped into the electric chair. The executioner pulls the switch… Nothing happens. There’s never been a failure like this before, but because the law prohibits punishing someone twice for the same crime, the court is forced to release him. Within a week, the train-obsessed man steals another train, crashes it, and kills several more people. Once again, he’s sentenced to death. Once again, he asks for a single banana for his last meal. And once again, the electric chair fails. The same thing happens a third time. By now, the guards are convinced they’ve figured out his trick. When he asks for a banana before his fourth execution, the head guard snaps: “Oh, no you don’t! We know all about your little banana trick. You’re not getting one this time!” Instead, they serve him steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler. The next morning, they strap him into the electric chair and pull the switch. Nothing happens. The head guard stares at the executioner in disbelief. “Did you give him the banana?” “No, sir! We didn’t give him a banana. We swear!” Turns out the banana had nothing to do with it. The man was just a really bad conductor.
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You spin me right 'round, baby Right 'round like a record, baby Right 'round, 'round, 'round #EarWorm #YoureWelcome #Youthquake
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It’s #FanArtFriday! And the final CRAZY #FanArt honoree for 2026 is my pal @AJSchumacherart! Alex was kind enough to include Mike & Mindy’s puffed posteriors in his Sunday Funday collection this year, so it only seemed fair that young Ben Fineman get the CRAZY honors in return!
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Nirvana’s best album easily
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Therapist: "what do we say to our coworkers to diffuse conflict?" Me: "chill bro because i can go from feral to felonious in five" Therapist: "NO!"
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