Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow

end of the Fibonacci sequence
Joined October 2015
The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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Man, I been up I been down I'm telling you take my word my way around
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butt itching
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It took me 30 years, but I finally know how to keep plants alive. Impressive, I know.
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bf tricked me into watching the lord of the rings movies, which is fine, but i just found out there are shorter versions?? we’re on the sixth movie, imagine my surprise seeing “Extended Version” in the title
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You may think I am a bitch but I only do things on my own terms.
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Life is too short for this many emails
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Getting too excited for tonight, I have zoomies
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I want to build so many beautiful women a beautiful House
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How early is too early for my grinch socks?….I mean, asking for a friend….
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naked and cozy under a thick oversized sweatshirt never gets old
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Apparently in 2019 a tradition started for Dia de los Muertos that the 27th is the day to celebrate pets and I think that’s nice 🩷
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Come here babe. I’m gonna seduce you with my disconcerting nature.
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someone sending you a vm of them laughing out loud at something you said: cute or deranged?
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at an old friend’s house, her wifey is making us dinner, her daughter who i used to get to take to care of when she was a wittle baby is 7 now and sitting next to me. feeling so thankful and blessed :’ )🤍
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(with concern) why are you so fucking interesting
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You followed me. My notifications told me so. I went to your page to rt and follow you. Just to find that you un-followed me. I must not have followed you back fast enough. Your loss, not mine.
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I just need a poetic guy who loves me
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the silence is far too loud but perhaps i've earned that, too.
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If you write anything to me in comic sans I’m not reading it.
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