Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow

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Joined October 2015
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Just saw a kid vaping where I used to smoke cigarettes before school when I was his age and I’m glad the tradition is still alive and that’s still the spot
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i’m going to dress as a dallas cowboys cheerleader again for halloween this year, except this year i’ll add this
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guys i’m tired of being a stripper i want to go to sleep at 9 pm help
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bout to hop in the shower. got room for 2 more if you care about saving water
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“This isn’t new” yup 👍🏻 never said it was “I just do it for fun so I don’t need reach” cool 👍🏻 some people need money so they need the information “I’m not being affected by this. My nsfw content does fine” great 👍🏻 hope that continues for you
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In a world full of candy corn, be a Reese’s pumpkin.
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‘Futz’ means “to fool around” or “to behave in a way that is not very serious.” It is thought to have come from a modification of the Yiddish phrase ‘arumfartsn zikh,’ the literal translation of which is “to fart around.” Excuse us.
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fucking discourser
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Sometimes I cringe when I read myself, like ew
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wrong kind of snow again. no, i can't explain, don't ask.
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Twitter is great because you can say whatever you want here. Twitter is awful because you can say whatever you want here.
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there is an ache in my chest and it would be really poetic except i think it might just be acid reflux
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Watching a group of white people dance is a full-body secondhand embarrassment experience.
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This is my emotional support evening bowl of cookies 'n cream protein Cheerios.
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i have bad news from my 40s (even hornier)
They don’t warn you that your 30s will be the horniest years of your life
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No that’s fantastic news
i have bad news from my 40s (even hornier)
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Its that time of the day where i move from smoking weed on the living room couch to smoking weed on the basement couch
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dumpling soup is a happiness potion
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women in STEM (sports betting, tailgating, e-betting, moneylines)
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Ok…but I have questions
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