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gather ye pearls while the hog walks

Joined March 2018
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Watching #Walls on youtube and I must say Louis is looking like a pancake with blueberries on it and sprinkled sugar and a lot of butter and bananas all cut up and also a bit of sublime condensed syrup and a dash of cinnamon and a little bit of sublime raspberries #footballindex
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Can't wait for lockdown to end I've got high hopes for my football index port
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JUST IN: Crypto wallet company Ledger CEO says "everybody will be hacked at some point."
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[trump voice] Gentle giant is about to go through a massive glow up. And so if you're a gentle giant collector I'm just giving you alpha because it's fun. I like intuitive iguana... Intuitive iguana's gonna have their day. Gentle giant is getting a massive massive MASSIVE glow up
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ok i'll bite. who the hell is "donald trump"
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Watched Michele Soavi's La Chiesa (1989) Struggling to recall another film I've seen recently with imagery that is pure nightmare fuel like this one. Just metal as fuck
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indeed.​com navarrette
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The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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Did you know the Jeepers Creepers director is a huge fan of The Godfather? Google “victor salva francis ford coppola” if you don’t believe me!
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If the GODFATHER were made today it would NOT be eligible for an Oscar unless he transitioned to the Godmother and made someone an offer they couldn’t HEAR. Michael asks FREDO if he is in the right headspace to receive TRIGGERING news. SCARFACE would stay the SAME. RIP Hollywood
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POSSESSION made you afraid of Polish acting theory.
The best horror movies give you a gift that keeps on giving: A NEW FEAR! JAWS made you afraid of the ocean. PSYCHO made you afraid of showers. FINAL DESTINATION made you afraid of logging trucks. The movie ends. The fear doesn't. What movie gave you a fear you still have?
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scrolling past this vid is the twitter equivalent of flipping through cable tv and seeing Goodfellas. you might not watch the whole thing every time but you're gonna stop and watch some of it.
just referenced this video to a group of friends and they had no idea what I was talking about and I realized in real time I sounded like a lunatic
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thinking about the time I fumbled 2 million dollars.
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Where the fuck are the Mondo Twins and C. Zachary Chad
The line-up for #ImACeleb 2026 is confirmed 🕷️ Wayne Rooney - 5/2 Sharky - 5/1 Chloe Burrows - 11/2 Leigh Francis - 9/1 Joanna Page - 10/1 Ade Adepitan - 11/1 Ricky Wilson - 12/1 AJ Odudu - 12/1 Jack Skipper - 12/1 Claire Sweeney - 14/1 Leomie Anderson - 22/1 Mariella Frostrop - 28/1 18+ T&Cs Apply Who will be crown King or Queen of the jungle? 👑
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Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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If I'm Nicolas Cage and John Woo has just shown me Bullet in the Head because he wants me to be the co-lead in Face/Off I'm walking into P.F. Chang's and ordering the whole menu
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yeah Avenged Sevenfold are still my favourite band of all time I don’t care if the rhythm guitarist is having a brain attack. Genuinely nobody will ever make music like this ever again Second heartbeat Sidewinder ALPOH Save Me Cosmic I’d become insufferable too ngl
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just spoke to a government insider, you need to start drinking your piss NOW
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sanchovies post-2019
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