@FK09____

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Joined August 2021
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Niggas owe u money and stop viewing yo stories and shit. Nigga I know u still alive😭😭
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The amount of people I know who got paid their salaries into their Monzo accounts and lost £1000’s in the process…. Natural selection
Bammy
@bammybae_12h
The OGs know why they use Monzo and Revolut as their salary accounts in the UK. 😂💷 Salary due on Friday? You could be receiving it on Thursday while others are still waiting. 😂
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Monzo is a PRA-authorised UK bank (FRN 730427) with eligible deposits protected by the FSCS up to £120,000 per person; no reports show widespread losses from salaries paid into Monzo accounts. monzo.com/features/monzo… monzo.com/legal/fscs-inf… bankofengland.co.uk/prudential-reg…
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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FK@FK09____Oct 26
The thought of Harry Kane winning a Ballon d’Or knocks me sick. The sport I grew up loving is finished
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B LOU
@BLouuOct 26
Fuck Harry Kane
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The thought of Harry Kane winning a Ballon d’Or knocks me sick. The sport I grew up loving is finished
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My tweets for past 6 years about him. You aren’t changing my mind
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Knew the game was gone when Modric the lesbian won it for getting slapped in the World Cup final
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My timeline is just full of screenshots of fake text message exchanges from engagement bait accounts based in Africa or Asia. Fuck off 😂
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Guinness and red bull
rova
@rovabtwOct 25
can you name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing?
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“You think you can call my boyfriend a woman beater when I lost two babies”
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I am Sol Campbell. #isitaracething #fpl
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Next level stupidity antagonising a man who’s clearly violent. Now you’ve got your fella beat up. Single digit IQ
Matthardybladerunner@Matthardy_BROct 24
Woman beater busker don’t like getting called out☠️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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How stupid getting your fella into a situation like that when he doesn’t know how to fight
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There is nothing mentally freeing about warehousing. It is the most mundane, repetitive and soul destroying work i’ve done. Some of it is good paying yes but 9/10 the managers are cunts, no work life balance with shifts and they’re like nazi’s when it comes to clocking in/out
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Faz@planetfazOct 22
I know a lot of people might not hear this but a simple calm warehouse job is 10X more mentally freeing than a mid pay coop job.
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£26 a month for pure gym is criminal. It used to be £10 a month a few years ago. I bet HMP Belmarsh has better gym facilities
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After 4 weeks of use, you’ll end up sounding like Darth Vader
CBD Exotic House@cbdexoticsvapesOct 19
‼️NEW NEW NEW ‼️ FIRST EVER SPLIFF 25k PUFF NICOTINE + 2G LIQUID DIAMONDS AIO
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Mason Mount has to be pound for pound the worst premier league signing in history. £60 million, £250k a week. 75 games, 9 goals. Done nothing in over three years. Fuck knows how he’s played so many for England. Never rated him
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