Fuck Pump Fun launched on @standard_rsv CA: 0xD178A1E0b7Ab58a5F4801Ecea1e0fB35C9Ca685a
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The pump fun game has always been rigged. They amplify some of the worst on chain actors. They don’t get paid when you hold coins. Only when you deploy. Constant churn. Every new entrant who downloads the app to check out crypto gets rinsed and never comes back. That’s why they are paying all the grifters massive call out rewards. Keep the churn going as long as possible.
F that. F pumpfun. $FPUMP
Fuck pump
The only reason you would pay the amount of call outs that have been paid with much if it going to the ppl who launch coins is because you’re real internal metrics (not the massaged inflated public ones) show that there are no new users coming into the app.
The call out rewards give them a way to market because no one is making money buying coins.
Very reminiscent of when NFTs were dead, just not many people realized it yet and blur came out and paid everyone to keep trading them. All that did was delay the death temporarily.
Fuck pump
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F pump
That’s how the mobile app is designed. Quite literally designed for that. That’s how pump fun is designed. It’s how it’s always been designed. Pump fun’s goal since day 1 was get as many coins launched as possible. People are getting paid $1800 call out rewards on a coin that goes from 10k to 300k. That incentivizes them to dump that coin and launch a new one and call it again at 10k. Human nature is to use a system for what it’s optimized for.
F pump.
The worst people on the planet
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F pump
FPUMP retweeted
@Pumpfun should immediately restore Chubbicorns PNL.
I know they don't care about their integrity as they are openly supporting rug pulls but maybe for once they would do the right thing.
There was no manipulation behind the token, it's just launchpad mechanism.
I’ve noticed our pnl has not been restored yet. Let’s go over the facts as they stand.
Your T&C that is actually in your app for this exact tournament is apparently outdated and evm coins are actually allowed. So you’re running a multi million dollar tournament but don’t have proper terms on your amazing app so that’s not why our pnl was removed.
Our pnl was removed because you decided it was a bundle. None of the following happened:
1) you didn’t go to the standard reserve site and look at the launchpad for 2 minute otherwise you would have seen those coins were air dropped to 867 bank charter holders
2) have anyone who works at pump fun who can read an evm smart contract
3) have alon dm me and say hey is this bundled what’s going on here and I would have explained the mechanism.
Instead the moment we hit top on the leaderboard our pnl was removed.
Which is interesting because your T&C talk about manipulation of coins. Yet you decided to remove our pnl when the coin started running which negatively impacted the coin. You manipulated your own tournament.
So let’s get to the real issue. It’s the name of the coin isn’t it. The coin is called fuck pumpfun. And a ragtag group of 3 friends not on your payroll were sitting at the top of the leaderboard so anyone who clicked to see what coins we were holding would see a singular coin called fuck pumpfun.
That’s why you removed our pnl isn’t it?
That’s why it hasn’t been restored isn’t it?
It’s bad PR. Now I could argue that kimchi faking a hack and posting a farm link that alon retweeted is much worse PR but what do I know.
Free fpump. Restore our pnl.
Fuck pumpfun.
