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jake lang

@FakeWang

I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets

 Albuquerque, NM
Joined June 2009
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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@pitchforkOct 25
“Loud enough for the White House to hear it: Free Palestine! Free Sudan! Free Lebanon!” Turnstile frontman Brendan Yates told the crowd pitchfork.com/story/turnstil…
Turnstile Pack Washington Mall for Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon Benefit Show

Turnstile Pack Washington Mall for Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon Benefit Show

The Baltimore hardcore band raised over $220,000 for Human Concern International’s relief efforts in the three regions

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OSombr Bin Ladin
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@lollapaloozaJul 31
SOMBRPALOOZA 🖤
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USMNT burner
@burnerusmntJul 6
The Burner has a theory around the Balogun suspended red card situation but we are not sure the liberal media is ready to hear it: Dominos claimed to give away $1 million worth of free pizza if a US player got a red card, they saw what happened and knew they couldn't financially undertake that burden, so they put a call in.
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Winner of Mexico England gets custody of Morrissey
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TURNSTILE
@TURNSTILEHCJun 23
THE NEVER ENOUGH TOUR PT. 2 SIGN UP AT TURNSTILEHARDCORE.COM
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Villa Views
@VillaViews_Jun 17
Tweet of the World Cup.
Paddy Raff (@paddyraffcomedy) profile picturePaddy Raff@paddyraffcomedyJun 17
Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before
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frogan
@fr0ganMay 6
this is so dystopian and insane
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketMay 6
🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Hantavirus pandemic this year? poly.market/6dW2Gpu
Hantavirus pandemic in 2026?

Hantavirus pandemic in 2026?

$18,892,984 has traded on "Hantavirus pandemic in 2026?" as of October 30, 2026. View real-time odds or trade on The World’s Largest Prediction Market™

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They’re playing Joy Division in the Jersey Mikes #CoachellaWeekend1
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Lindsey Graham hearing the news about the ceasefire
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elaine@laineyyyy01Mar 28
boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer
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Pete B.@petebvtMar 15
The selection Sunday show is off the rails
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I wanna be buried at The Pit
Will Warren (@statsbywill) profile pictureWill Warren@statsbywillMar 13
This is a really nice use of 12 minutes: youtube.com/watch?v=Twy9tfus…
Welcome to The Pit: College Basketball’s Loudest Underground Arena |...

Welcome to The Pit: College Basketball’s Loudest Underground Arena |...

Why is New Mexico’s basketball arena built 37 feet underground? Sta...

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I would like to wish everyone a very Go Lobos this evening
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“You must be a New Mexico player wearing sunglasses at the free throw line if you’re gonna sit at home & watch college basketball all day” Me:
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IcyVert
@IcyVertMar 4
New Mexicos ramp challenge is so much harder than it looks online
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Freshman Tomislav Buljan went NUCLEAR against San Diego State ‼️ 24 PTS 18 REB 10/15 FG 1 BLK And got a MASSIVE W 🐺
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