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God’s child | Husband | Father | Commercial & Operations Manager | ex @paystack | 🇬🇧 Global Talent

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Joined August 2011
This is an article I wished existed at the time I was preparing to apply for the UK Global Talent Visa Wrote this to make it easier for people who are applying or are trying to decide if they should apply
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Wetin greed dey cause for this life ehn 🤣
This is Jensen Huang’s memo to $NVDA employees in the issue at hand. xitter.gq/stockmktnewz/status/21…
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It’s AFROBEAT without the “s”
some artists didn’t just dominate charts — they defined entire genres.
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Very fair ruling by the court
A delivery driver was sued by a dog owner for $100,000 after throwing a package at a charging dog.#news #fpy #usa #crime #dog
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The post references a fabricated court case narrative; real footage is from a July 2026 viral UPS driver video with no reported lawsuit or named parties matching the claims. dailydot.com/ups-driver-thr… shorenewsnetwork.com/ups-driver-thr…
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PH food is so spicy too. I previously thought Yoruba people have the most spicy food. Omo, we dey learn work where PH people dey 🌶️
Port harcourt food is so delicious that I will book a flight to go just for the food.
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Looking forward to playing GTA VI on this screen 🕺🏾
After 8+ years of work, I’ll finally be upgrading my TV to my dream 77” OLED, the LG G5. This means I’ll be selling my 55” LG C1 OLED If you’re in Lagos and would like to buy it. DM me
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After 8+ years of work, I’ll finally be upgrading my TV to my dream 77” OLED, the LG G5. This means I’ll be selling my 55” LG C1 OLED If you’re in Lagos and would like to buy it. DM me
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Cortisol driven hair loss. Olorun saanu People go wey dey dream of Babajide’s life should add the stress to their dreams too 😂
Lmao 🤣 again the last 2 pictures I had already done 3 years as a Country Head/General Manager. But as the work got intense lol 😂 the hair needed to go
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Na why Claude no give you credits. You dey use person annual salary pay rent 😂
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There’s a small typo the graphic. The total revenue is written as $2.3M instead of $2.3B
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Uncle Tobi retweeted
A last roll of the dice 🎲 The absolute most stressful and worst part of organising #OyaMakeWeGroove is getting a venue. No matter how early I plan, something goes wrong. 2 years ago, I was sure to use the then almost to be completed Sporting Lagos facility. The owners of Nigeria said "not this time". Last year, our venue was revoked Wednesday before the Saturday. In one day, my man Adedeji (e no dey ever like acknowledgement) worked magic and pulled all favors to get Access Bank to give us their car park In Oniru as an *exceptional* one time favor. Approval came after work hours On Friday for a Saturday event. I'm forever grateful 🙏🏾. As a result of that experience, I finalized the venue for this year, last December. I visited it with the person in April. When it was time to activate in September, akụkọ entered. Stories. Venue no dey available again. By then, the very few manageable places have mostly been booked. My team has frankly, looked everywhere. - In a throw of the last dice, I'm here to make a public request: If you know or have access to a space that can fit 500-1000 people in VI, Ikoyi or Lekk, please holla. If against the odds I can see a bar with a large outdoor space, that's would be wonderful. Open fields (we dey call am garden) can work. Carparks too. Please DM, drop a comment or send me a message. It would be an irony if I could manage to keep this on during the COVID years, living 7,000 kms away from Laogs, but fail at a simple huddle. Getting a venue. Or maybe it is the clearest signal to force my coconut head to bring this to a conclusion, and begin owning my Decembers for the first time since 2016😁. Either way, I'm making this final push 🙏🏾 Thank you.
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WTH 🤣🤣🤣
Trump always falls into Obama's traps. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Google is back 🔥
I did say we'd be releasing our models periodically...introducing Gemini 4 Carbon, our next frontier model. Following Argon's release just two weeks ago, Carbon shows the pace at which we’re pushing the frontier, it ranks #1 on the recently updated v5.0 of @ArtificialAnlys Intelligence Index at 59. It also leads across key cybersecurity evaluations scoring 88.2% on SEC-bench Pro for finding vulnerabilities, 54.8% on ExploitGym for exploitation, and 71.0% on CWE-bench for patching. We’re seeing significant improvements in long-horizon tasks even compared to Argon, and we’ve strengthened frontier safeguards. As we did with Argon, we’re going to roll it out gradually + responsibly. Some trusted cyber defenders will get access starting this week. We'll be expanding it to more partners through our Fairwind Program, ahead of wider availability soon, so hang tight!
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But why is the crowd excited about a touchscreen MacBook? 🤷🏾‍♂️
La pomme qui s’allume fait son retour sur le MacBook Pro (et ça a l’air de plaire à la salle mdr)
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This @seyedele guy will come on X and be lying to all of you that he’s not yet a billionaire yet he was an angel investor in Anthropic. See him wearing one of their merch
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Harry Kane is such a decent guy. He still thanked Tottenham 🥲
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Harry Kane is the first English man to win it since Michael Owen in 2001
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So glad for Harry Kane! What a story! Tottenham wanted to kill this guy. What a star! 🌟
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Omo, not sure Kylian will ever touch this award o
If Mbappe doesn’t win this year, will he ever win this award? This Madrid move he made seems like a big mistake o
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