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I’m probably not the right person.

Joined July 2017
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Replying to @ChinatowndJake
Programmed to kill is like the necronomicon. You should have to take a schizophrenia test before they can legally sell it to you
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I’m sure the 13th century king was definitely using the 3 crown version created by the SS where the crowns represent a kingdom which wouldn’t exist until 500 years after his death and not that the article this was pulled from doesn’t know the difference.
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Geller’s response just seems kind of horrid. I just fundamentally don’t think you can issue a good response for “yes I sexually assaulted a close friend and received very little consequences.” Truly so odd all around
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Estranged parents will literally beg politicians to make it illegal for their kids to cut them off instead of just growing as a person and trying to make amends for how they treated their kids
An unhinged boomer breaks down and cries and screams that her “petty” daughter cut her off and won’t let her see her grandson. She wants Byron Donalds to make a law forcing her daughter to let her see her grandson. Maybe look in a mirror first, lady. And turn off Fox News.
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Between Dukakis and Daniel Cameron this type of ad is two for two. We’ll see how it plays in Nebraska but right now the “this guy loves rapists” messaging is the nuclear bomb of American political ads
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As a kid, when I read about Dishonored in a copy of game informer my entire brain chemistry was altered because I had never seen something so cool in my whole life
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Guy who is actively turning fire engine red:
When my wife catches me having sex with the family dog @FBIDirectorKash
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“Oh you think America was at its best when we were the most dominant superpower on the planet? Actually it was good back when we were a squabbling backwater that couldn’t produce states that didn’t implode into brother wars.”
> Robert E. Lee (Greatest American General) > Stonewall Jackson (All-Time Brilliant Tactician) > Only lost because of manufacturing and numbers. >Died fighting for States Rights > America radically declines after they lose This loser celebrates. History proves they were right.
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I get how AI bros can convince themselves that it will replace movies and tv shows but I don’t believe they actually think it will replace stunts. Why in the world would anyone care that you made a computer draw a guy doing a flip? The impressive part is that it’s hard and risky
Nike spends $2M on a stadium shoot for a 10-second hero shot. 40-person crew. 3 days of permits. 2 weeks in post. Stunt doubles. Insurance paperwork thicker than the script. This creator generated the entire sequence on a laptop for under $80. A guy sprints across a stadium roof at night, leaps off the edge, free-falls into a sold-out arena, and lands on a giant football in the center of the pitch. One continuous shot. No crane. No drone operator. No safety harness review board. The toolchain behind this clip: > Kimi K3 wrote the full shot sequence: rooftop sprint, jump arc, mid-air hang, landing impact, crowd reaction timing > Kling 3.0 generated the fluid body physics and night lighting on the roof > Seedance 2.5 rendered the free-fall, wind on the shirt, and the ball deformation on impact > ElevenLabs produced the ambient stadium atmosphere and crowd noise > CapCut handled speed ramps, color grade, and final export A traditional production house would need a stadium rental at $150K, a stunt coordinator, a medical team on standby, and 6 months of liability clearance. This entire sequence was prompted, rendered, and exported between dinner and sleep. AI didn't replace the stunt double. It replaced the entire stadium booking.
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Shadowrun was the coolest thing in the world to me as a teenager. It’s still sick as hell honestly
explain your username without saying “idk I just made it.”
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Incredibly sad to see her go. My son loves getting his Dolly books every month.
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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I’m pretty sure they were busy farming lemons
“I’m too scared to talk to this girl.” What your ancestors were doing on a random Wednesday:
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I know this is talking about Truman Capote but there’s nothing funnier than picturing this being said to the bewildered former president
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“Most powerful trans woman possibly ever” I think we’re forgetting a certain big rock fan
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I still think about how she blew up at the same time as the actors strike and she made a post saying she was going to break the picket line and take their jobs. She really never considered that no studio was ever going to be that desperate
that NPC lady showed up in my FYP on tiktok today , do yall think she gets tired of it or? it was a genuine jumpscare fidkdk
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Can’t believe Rosalina is doing a bunch of space bullshit when she could be one of the most dominant centers in the league
Updated my Mario height chart to now include Rosalina and Pauline 🩵❤️
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Truly insane thing to say while having the fakest job in the federal government
Vance: A lot of the people who are going and getting 4-year degrees, they're not like engineers and doctors. They have fake jobs
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His job is to commit taqiyaa and convert N.Y. city.
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I’m literally pro-gun too. I just recognize that we don’t organize death statistics off vibes. Every type of death is categorized multiple ways depending on the circumstances. An accidental drowning can be its own category but it’s also an accidental death and a drowning death
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I’m so shocked at how many people online seem to say an argument is emotionally manipulative because it makes them feel bad
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