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James of All Trades. Mistress of Mise En Place. Hospitality. Community. Art. Queer.

Oakland, CA
Joined November 2009
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Remember not to use plastic straws, guys.
๐Ÿ”ฅ Novokuibyshevsk refineryโ€ฆ WOW!!!
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Venus retrograde in Libra says the only closure you need is to accept that your needs weren't met.
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Chilling moment police officer smiles as he kneels over body of woman, 66, who never regained consciousness and later died trib.al/sq99QRV
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Heidi Klum debuts her costume. Happy Halloween #Halloween2026
In honor of Halloween, show your favorite costume of all time.
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๐ŸšจNevadaโ€™s parents reveal that they have NEVER made $100k in their life but their 3 years old kid made over $100k in 5 days . They maintained that children are blessings and one kid can truly change your life completely. They also urged parents to support their kidโ€™s dreams . Do not try to stop them from doing what they are GOOD in โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅน Moral lesson : Over $100k has been donated for the 3 year old kid
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Live look at Paris, France where the French are ringing in Halloween by protesting and calling on Macron to resign unless prices are frozen, wages are increased, and education is funded! โœŠ
A sea of protesters in Lyon as the massive demonstrations continue across France for the third Saturday in a row. The French are demanding price freezes, wage increases, and 10 billion euros for education.
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There was a whole era of interior design where we made furniture to also function as bars Wild times
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Happy Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ
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Late-stage capitalism figured out how to monetize loneliness. Erase third spaces. Make going out too expensive. Work people too hard to keep up friendships. Then sell the emptiness back as dating apps, delivery, streaming, and subscriptions. Isolation as recurring revenue. Nasty work.
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๐Ÿšจ#BREAKING: A Georgia mayor suspected his police force wasn't working very hard so he SECRETLY put a TRACKER on his police chiefโ€™s truck... ...and the ENTIRE POLICE FORCE QUIT Yes, the cops found out what it feels like to be tracked and they ALL resigned. The story is WILD. According to the city council, sometime in late August Mayor Craig Timmons decided he had a โ€œproblemโ€ with the departmentโ€™s work hours. So, he bought a tracker with his own money and put it on Chief Bunnโ€™s (chief of police) vehicle. He also pointed a CAMERA at City Hall to watch employees come and go. The chief resigned. Every full-time officer resigned. Most of the reserves resigned. The city manager resigned. ...now hold that thought. Right now, all over America, Flock cameras are going up on poles in towns just like Milner. They photograph YOUR car, every day, everywhere you drive. In many places, police can search that data WITHOUT A WARRANT. And when regular people stand up at council meetings and object? Weโ€™re told, โ€œIf youโ€™ve done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide.โ€ ...but when the POLICE start to get tracked, they all resign???? Interesting.
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carrying my tired heart gently into November.
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Iโ€™m glad she called out the other dude for standing around doing nothing. Men are not protectors or leaders.
When no one was stepping up for his daughter, someone did EXACTLY
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in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them
NEW: Sam Altman says itโ€™s โ€œquite terribleโ€ for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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I love us! And I love Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป I have to get more creative because Iโ€™m crying laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #Halloween2026
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You can't convince me that these men aren't abusive in their own homes.
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Trumpโ€™s Florida rally is off to a great start: TRUMP: I did not marry my sister. I had two lovely -- I have one left. Elizabeth. She's great. But I have not -- I never proposed to them. Theyโ€™re beautiful, but I was never -- I was never particularly attracted to either of them. It's not my deal.
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may you attract a loyal peaceful non-avoidant lover with high sex drive
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This the mf that killed leonidas in 300
Miami Heat Fan has strong message for the Celtics
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Good girl
what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it
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i hate journalist halloween what do you mean youโ€™re the taylor farms shredded iceberg lettuce recalled due to cyclospora
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