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Connoisseur of average football, Bon viveur, Englishman

England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2021
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How anyone’s votes for these cunts is beyond me
🚨 SUMMARY: Shabana Mahmood's reforms to settlement in the UK for migrants - Social care migrants who arrived before May 2025, earn at least £25,000 and meet their visa conditions will keep the 5 year wait to settlement, a U-turn on the proposed 15 years after Labour backlash - Social care migrants who don't meet the above will be given a "second chance" and face a 10 year wait - In another U-turn, 136,000 dependants of the eligible care workers will face a 5 year wait alongside their partners rather than having to qualify independently - Migrants who didn't arrive by small boat will face a 10 year wait if they work or study, or 20 years if they don't. Small boat migrants will face a 20 year wait if they work or study, rising to 30 years if they don't - The highest earners (£125,141+) will face a 3 year wait - Doctors, nurses, teachers earning over £50,271 and refugees arriving through safe and legal routes will face a 5 year wait if they arrived before May 2025 - The standard wait for most other legal migrants will increase from 5 to 10 years, down from the proposed 15 years - Migrants who breach visa rules or claim certain benefits will face a 20 year wait - Migrants will also no longer be banned from claiming benefits after gaining settlement - Anyone applying for settlement will need a clean criminal record, higher English language proficiency, no outstanding debts to the taxpayer and a record of sustained National Insurance contributions
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What a stupid day today has been for Britain. Migrant home sec asks migrants about migration. Decides migration is fine and you can pay for it. Calls that fair because she’s a migrant or something. Descendants of freed slaves demand reparations from the descendants of the people who freed them. Usurper PM open to it. Because… vibes? Oh. And don’t forget to make sure you’ve got 3 days worth of bottled water and baked beans in case everything you’ve paid for stops working. Resilience something something. 👍
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“Our past” 🙄
A welcome step from the PM. The Transatlantic Slave Trade was one of history’s most heinous crimes. We must be honest about how the horrors of our past have shaped the present - because only then can we begin to build a fairer future for everyone.
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Credit to Villa for the Pre match remembrance display tonight, class 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Robinson by the way. Credit where it’s due, so so much better tonight than that disaster class from Wednesday night.
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Never understood why they called it self pity city? Anyone?
I’ve written to @premierleague Chief Executive Richard Masters demanding action on poverty chanting following Everton’s game against Chelsea. Everton & Liverpool supporters have endured this class prejudice for years. Mocking families who cannot afford to put food on the table is shameful. Through Fans Supporting Foodbanks, supporters stand together to feed our communities. The Premier League must show the same solidarity & leadership. Hunger doesn’t wear colours. It’s time our game acted like it. #RightToFood #HungerIsAPoliticalChoice
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The only country in the world you get punished for trying and doing something with your life
Utterly heartbreaking. A must watch.
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That £40 mil turned down for Muniz will probably go down as one of the worst decisions we ever made. #ffc
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Not sure there is a more embarrassing stat in football history than us having lost to Palace at home 5 times in the space of 20 months. Absolutely fucking pathetic,
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Utterly heartbreaking. A must watch.
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I don't think I'm exaggerating here, but in 35 years of watching Fulham live Robinson might have just produced the worst individual display I've ever witnessed
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Hopefully that shuts up everyone who’s been crying out for Munoz to play. Might as well have played me up front
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Back in 2010, the minimum wage was £12,064 and the 'higher earner' band started at £43,875. You only paid 40% tax once you were earning 3.6x the minimum wage. There was clear incentive to progress, learn and aspire for more. As things stand, you now start paying 40% tax once you earn £50,270 which is just 1.83x the minimum wage. If it was the same multiple as 2010, the 'higher earning' band would be £98,841 and everyone below this amount would be paying 20%. Someone on £98,841 is effectively losing out on £9714.20 net per year if the bandings had simply moved in line with previous multiples relative to minimum wage. This is one of the reasons why the middle class is being eroded and why there's a cost of living crisis in the UK.
An increase to £13.20p/h equates to a minimum wage of £27,456, based on a 40 hour week. Once you factor in employers NI and basic pension contributions, the MINIMUM cost to hire a 21 year old for a company would be £31,461. This is before you factor in any overarching business costs like office space, laptops, phone, software, training, support staff, vehicles etc. This is going to be devastating to SME's who cant put together a simple 12 month budget without the goalposts being moved & their margins squeezed. It'll also be catastrophic to youngsters opportunities because businesses will simply not be able to afford to hire them. What's also incredible is that anything above £50,270 is seen as 'high earnings' in the UK and is taxed at 40%! We are governed by financially and economically illiterate morons. This will not end well.
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This cunt is a parody, saving people £21 per year. 40p a week 🤡
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced five "everyday fixes" ahead of the Budget 1. Carer's Allowance will be changed so carers no longer lose their entire benefit when they earn over the limit - instead, their support will reduce by £1 for every extra £1 they earn 2. Import tariffs will be removed on more than 100 products, including baked beans, chocolate and gherkins, to save households up to £21 on their food shop a year 3. Tax-free mileage rates for workers using their own cars will be made permanent at 55p per mile for the first 10,000 miles, with the rate for additional miles rising from 25p to 35p 4. Parental pay will be extended to over 150,000 more parents a year, including self-employed fathers and partners 5. Hundreds more Post Office drop boxes will be rolled out to save people queueing at branches
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Hope you enjoyed the game mate 🤝
Fulham look like a good fodder team for us next week #pusb
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“What’s he doing”…. Wallop 😂👊🏻
A thing of beauty by Oscar Bobb 💫 🤳 @WorldofJCC
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Class picture that
Mackems in Poznań ❤️👏
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Some blokes waving inflatable cups shout at a bloke with a club shop flag. Football in 2026 ☠️
🚨NEW: All hell broke loose outside the Amex as Crystal Palace & Brighton fans come face to face after Brighton giving them a 5-0 hiding.
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Cheese on toast is elite.
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So they can ban incest porn because it’s been obviously fucking weird but can’t ban actual incest cousin marriage 🤡
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