@FiremanNota

Texan | Firefighter/Paramedic | Pain in the Ass

 Texas, USA
Joined April 2021
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Violence isn’t necessarily the answer, but it’s always an option.
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukon8h
There’s men out there who have never heard “Holy fuck you’re jacked bro” when they go out No wonder dudes say their lives suck
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Me and the boys at the firehouse would demolish this. 10/10, no notes
Dan
@KettlebellDanOct 26
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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$5/cup. All you can drink beer until we float the keg.
Bloat McQueen
@BloatMcQueen22h
Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
But do you have the courage to charge a cover for a regular ass party?
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My most extreme position is that the people who wait until the last minute to merge in an interstate construction zone deserve the death penalty.
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no offensive touchdowns on one of the worst defenses in conference? fire mack leftwich
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Raider Ty 🃏@RaiderTy92Oct 24
I would rather be in Kobe’s helicopter while a Wuhan bat nibbles on my toes and Liberty Bibberty reads Great Expectations than have to endure this offense for the rest of the season
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Coach Beans@CoachBeansTTUOct 24
Yo @CodyC64 can we give Kingsbury a blank check to come coach some offense?
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Mack Leftwich is retarded
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We are going to lose this game because we have a make a wish kid as a fucking OC.
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Silver HH@SilverHH73Oct 24
I give up typos. You win
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West Texas is Best Texas 🦅🦅🌵@wreckemtimeOct 24
We are the biggest frauds of all time
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Coach
@ClevbuckOct 24
I workout in part so I can eat donuts
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Joel
@joelgainesOct 23
If elected emperor, I will ban single ply toilet paper in all 50 states and within the government supply system.
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This one right here
Benny 'The Pole' Rollins@citizenkawalaOct 22
I miss the way my grandpa smelled. You know that good grandpa smell?
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We should all know less about each other
Silk@TokyoSilk2Sep 23
Slurping your nut out her coochie and spitting it into her butthole and fingering her with it
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 22
I don't wake up in the morning & decide if I'm going to the gym I get up & I go The decision was already made The thought process has been taken out of it Too many people treat the gym like a decision or a choice And make the wrong one
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Today is National Nut Day.
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My name may not be Tom but I sure can be petty af when I want to.
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A photo with rocks in it
The Turquoise Temptress
@heartsabustinOct 22
A photo with rocks in it:
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