Flickering Myth Chief Film Critic/CFCA & CCA member/tweets relentlessly about the White Sox

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Intentionally not turning on Monday Night Football early because I have to see the Pat McAfee movie Wednesday night, I'm not giving myself a double dose of that clown
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes an astro physicist
FG attempt is short and the Seahawks maintain their 10-point lead. KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock Stream on @NFLPlus
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Even funnier, it took until today for someone to reach out about reviewing it
This movie comes out in four days.
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You love to see it
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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Look I obviously disagree with Aaron Rogers on a lot of things but he's right here
Aaron Rodgers sat at that podium in Paris and said out loud what the corporate league office spends millions trying to sanitize. ​The NFL talks endlessly about “player safety” and “expanding the global game.” But behind closed doors, owners scrapped player-friendly bye weeks, forced a brutal 17th regular-season game, and shipped franchises across oceans simply because there was another dollar to squeeze out of foreign TV markets. ​While families and players navigate locked-down streets, civil tension, and grueling travel schedules, ownership sits in five-star suites counting international expansion checks. ​Rodgers doesn't care about league fines anymore. He’s telling you the truth: in the modern NFL, the brand and the balance sheet come first. The humans on the field come second.
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So are you all going to try to revoke my film criticism license if I say with my whole chest I loved #IPlayRocky
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I would genuinely rather have Ali G on my fantasy team than Aaron Rodgers
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I was also hoping to write about Possible Love before the Bears game starts, but I don't know where to begin or even think that's possible
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And No Other Choice
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Possible Love would make for an incredible double feature with You Can See Everything
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The Falcons graphic designer.
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Ebert rolling in his grave right now
Who’s the WORST person to watch a film with? #filmtwt
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I knew they were one of my favorite AFC teams for a reason
Yikes: The Bengals are under heavy criticism online for IGNORING Vice President JD Vance as he tried to greet them. The large majority of the team did not shake his hand or even acknowledge Vance. Many Republicans are calling for the NFL to fine them.
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Me: now, do you understand why it’s funny when Steve-O is covered in diarrhea inside the porta potty? Elizabeth Holmes: well a porta potty shouldn’t be in the air like that.
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Mubi has a killer awards slate, and I might not get to vote on them because they insist on sending their movies like two days before the deadline every year
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This has been great because now you can see which critics are just content creators masquerading as journalists and which ones actually have a spine
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I still want the Camp Miasma tie-in
it’s not too late for a HOPE kfc tie-in @neonrated
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