Mike Honcho

NASTY storm out here in THE county

is today not the perfect date?

i should call her. reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/commen…

Update: cicada horde is gay. reddit.com/r/nottheonion/com…

never heard of an areal flood warning before. we got a lot of rain.

whatever rolled through at 4.30am-ish was much more worse than last night.

That was a frog choker for a minute

Yalls turn!

Fully in on the conspiracy theory that there was a crawfish scare early on in the year to inflate prices to an absurd level so that prices could "go down" to slightly less absurd prices, in today's TED talk we will discuss...

told ya (can kinda see the eclipse)

dont forget to go outside and shoot into the sky to scare the moon away from the sun.

for anyone wondering, heres a pic of what to expect during the eclipse:

if perineum sunning is a thing, would pointing your butthole at the eclipse do the opposite?

Jokes on y'all i dont believe anything y'all post on here anyway.

*scrolling through easter pics* man, them puffy shoulders gotta go.

All good up in the county

goddamn now i feel bad about all them memes about her.

Barring any claim jumping, we will be back in the same spot for SPD Parade 2024. Come hang out, bring a chair and a snack to share!

wait, exactly how many police cruisers were stolen in the last few days?

Friends and family, its Parade week so wanted to extend out the invite to come hang out at beer city with BYOBMS. We'll be in the same area as usual, will nail down location on weds.