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I'm just here to make you laugh.

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Joined November 2008
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oh... oh god, he's gonna fuck that fish Friday, as part of Fuck that Fish Friday
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I'd walk right back out if I seen them workers looking decent and toothful like that
Brand new Waffle House opening. What y'all think?
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else was arrested the week before Easter?
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Pedro Pascal look like that one uncle you love who you only see once a year because your parents don’t get along with him and his longtime roommate Alberto but he always sends you birthday and holiday presents
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This is the kind of desk we had in high school. Just look at that son of a bitch. I feel like I came over on the goddamn Mayflower.
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Somebody left these in the office, RT if you want ‘em 👀
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mississippitoday.org/2022/12… We just lost someone who brought joy to the world. Whether it was his Air Raid offense or a off-the-wall comment about the state of the world, he made life interesting. Life is less interesting now. #MikeLeach @MSTODAYnews
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I bet they asked Herschel Walker if he was ready to make his concession speech, and he said, “Yes, two hot dogs please.” Congratulations @ReverendWarnock Thank you GA!🙌🏾
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At a funeral today. The speaker mentioned which football team the deceased supported, and someone booed
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Me and the homies trying to figure out how Pinterest work
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Last weekend, gf and I went to halloween house party One of her coworkers was there, and he was openly making passes at her. Guys, if you are going to date attractive women, the reality is that they are going to get hit on. Here's a thread on how I handled the situation 👇👇
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We got a problem... the @WaffleHouse is closed here in Ft. Myers!!!
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GET OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT. A WOMAN DROVE HER 2012 IMPALA THROUGH THE WAFFLE HOUSE OFF HIGH STREET, RIGHT INTO ME. TOOK OUT ALL OF THE GLASS. ALL OF IT. BY THE TIME I GOT OUT OF THE ER AND WENT BACK FOR MY TRUCK, THEY WERE AN HOUR FROM REOPENING. THIS IS REAL. GTFO. – at Jackson, MS
HOLY SHIT EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE IS CLOSING BETWEEN TAMPA & ORLANDO 😭😭😭
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they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
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Y’all know anyone with a 03-07* Dodge Ram? I’m parting mine out, tell em to come get what they need before i sell it to pull-a-part.
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Schools With More Wins Than Mississippi State (All-Time)
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Nashville is Wakanda for white women
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