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Joined February 2013
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I would *never* use language like this, obvs 😉 - but we could all do with a smile just now. And if humour helps get the message across...
“I don’t want to see any of you out there, I run my toe up the crack of yer ass” #janeygodleyvoiceover #nicolasturgeon #COVIDー19
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Replying to @gridcustomersuk
@wpduk power outage in Worcester WR4 area.
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Six Nations Rugby: Save Squidge Rugby! Get Six Nations Rugby to withdraw copyright strikes - Sign the Petition! chng.it/87655PCn via @UKChange
Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy
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Who wants to wake up like this?
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When its been 3 minutes since you last said its coming home
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2 weeks of wall to wall sunshine and England actually won a penalty shootout. This is a dream right?
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I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/4hDzT4UmeJc?a Strongest Man | Eddie Hall 2018 (THE BEAST)
Batshuayi after they score 😂😂😂 #EnglandvsBelgium
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Current financial status...
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When you live with your parents VS when you get your own place
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I feel awful for Karius, he’s gonna get a lot of mean tweets, and even worse, he’ll be unable to block them.
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When you walk past a coworker you don't know very well yet
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Guys I think I’ve nailed it...
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''Where do you see yourself in 10 years?'' Me:
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''When was the last time you had a decent nights sleep?'' Me:
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When you flip out on people all day then realise you were just hungry
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